Food Mischief

>ask for something to be made in a very specific fashion
>it's going to end up in the toilet bowl no matter how they make it

This thread

whats with the circles? i love mcgangbang

Kind of mean but genius.

When I worked at Starbucks you have no idea how many times people would order iced hot chocolate
Fucking chocolate milk
Fucking chocolate milk that's three x the price of the chocolate milk we already sell
I hate white Americans

>go to McDonald's drive thru
>use coupon, limit one coupon per visit
>get food
>park
>go inside
>use another coupon

Alternatively
>employee forgets to ask for coupon
>save coupon for next time

>order fast food at drive thru
>receive food
>go inside and yell at employees for forgetting one of my items
>mfw they didn't forget it and I just got free food

As a former fast food worker, there really are people like this and I like to imagine there's a special place in Hell for them.

>go into a Carl's Jr
>get a dollar Chicken Sandwich
>"that would be one dollar plus tax mister"
>"oh noes I only have a dollar!"
>clerk takes my money ayway and lets me get a sandwich
>mfw I had tax money
>mfw my 7 cents won't go to either Isreal or a school full of Tyrones and Jamals fighting teachers instead of learning

>order kebab "to go"
>sit down and eat right outside the restaurant

Don't work graveyard. Ever.

>dude rolls through drive-thru at 3AM
>he has a sweaty, crumpled receipt from a location on the other side of town. asks for a remake because there was a hair in his food
>manager tells him no, if nothing else because he has to get it from the location the receipt is from
>guy drives off

>comes back through half an hour later
>says he's a not a naturalized citizen and doesn't know what money is
>also somewhere along the line claims he's a Gulf War veteran and served his country
>manager turns him down again
>guy drives off, more irate this time

>his car comes back into the drive-thru again
>manager tells us to pull the shutters down and stay away from the windows
>thinks the guy might have a gun
>guy rolls up to the window when there's no answer at the speaker
>when nobody comes to the window he bangs on the glass with a tire iron until it cracks, then speeds off
>cops take hours to get there after we call
>the security cameras are so cheap and shitty that they can't read the guy's license plate number

>Pull into drive through
>Give order
>get to first window
>explain I left wallet at home and im just driving through
>apologize
>get to second window
>accept the food of guy behind me who payed for his meal
>eat his meal while driving away

>waitress comes to take our order
>stare at her chest whilst ordering

>finished engineering my seedless avocados
>distributing them exclusively to Chipotles

>go to Long John Silvers drive thru
>order food
>ask for extra tartar sauce
>bitch hands me like 2 packets
>demand more
>"sorry sir, we are only allowed to give out so many. If you want more we would have to charge you for it"
>think about brandishing my pistol
>change my mind and ask for a cup of water (free)
>pull around and park
>guzzle water
>take empty water cup inside
>fill it with tartar sauce from the pump

Don't fuck with me Long Johns

Literally me

Any place that actually falls for this deserves it.
>push button on headset
>back line, you've got a car pulling through between order X and order Y
Wow, so hard.

You do this too !

>brofist.jpg

>Kind of mean
asking someone to do their job is mean?

fellow madman

>run soda dispenser for a few seconds to make sure the soda is good
>dump out my ice when refilling so i can get fresh ice
>grab straws, napkins, salt/pepper and whatever else is by the drinks when i'm getting my leaving refill

probably have cost fast food places thousands of dollars over the years

MOMS GONNA FREAK

DEVILISH

>recipe calls for 3 garlic cloves
>i use 4

>recipe:" cut your vegetables"
>Use presliced veggie

You rascal

>Order chinese food to go
>it comes with a fork
>ask for chopsticks instead

The website claims a Mcgangbang is a Mcchicken in the middle of a Mcdouble yet the picture clearly shows a Mcchicken in the middle of a double cheeseburger.
Autism is me.

>Mcdonalds near my work. Would go there once or twice a week. The got a new cashier that would get my order wrong every time. Order was right she just could not put the right stuff in the bag.This time I'm going to make a stand, she gives me my bag of food, I open it and inspect everything. Order is correct this time, I am pleasantly surprised. Pull away and go to take a drink of my small coffee. She didn't put the lid on all the way and it spills all over my dress pants. REEEEEEEEEEEE

Spooky.

>not having high quality stainless steel korean chopsticks are home
kill yourself

>are home

nice post, fag

literally me irl except white

Hot chocolate is chocolate milk?

>I hate white Americans
because they gave you a job or....?

>rust

no thanks

I used to work graveyard at Tim Hortons durring the summers in high school
for the most part it was pretty good but there was some fuckers

>quiet night so far
>see someone I went to school with walk up to drive through window (from 11pm to 4am the store was closed and we only did drive through so we usually let people walk through it)
>he's drunk as heck
>asks to come in and use the bathroom
>I tell him sorry but I'll get fired if I let him in the store
>he smashes the drive through window

where I lived in BC we had a ton of french Canadians come for the summer to be dirty hippies
>every fucking day at 4am the store would be 100% at capacity with these rude stinky pieces of shit
>they always make a mess of the bathrooms because they shower in the sinks
>one day some fucker goes in makes a really loud noise then sprints out of the store
>he ripped the sink off the fucking wall

...

All those patties really went to his thighs.

Why are French Canadians so disgusting when the rest of Canada are fairly decent? They seem like the niggers of canada, desu.

They really are, I've been told if you go to Montreal they aren't as bad but I don't believe it for a fucking second.
the small town I lived in was kind of weird with the different people that would come for the summer, we had Jamaicans that came to work in the orchards, they were all extremely nice and treated the locals with respect. Then there was Mexicans that came in to work vineyards/orchards they were fine most didn't speak English so they kept to themselves. The only group that acted like niggers was the damn frenchies, there was only one small group of 4 guys that were nice, they respected the local community and traditions but brought a little of their french customs with them.
the town is almost all sandniggers now though unfortunately

Thats not how the thread works newfag redit cuck boy. get the fuck out of here

>thinking hot chocolate = chocolate milk
that's why you work at starbucks fuccking stupid

...

and Nosferatu was flipping the lights the whole time

>Please enjoy your meal! :)
>I don't

>catcha asks me to click on sandwiches
>click on hotdogs

>not using frozen veggies

>808

yeah man, thousands of dollars
you must be retarded or something

>go to Panera drive-thru
>ask what soup of the day is
>"loaded potato and vegetable"
>ok I'll have that and do you have any cheese sandwiches
>"we have the classic grilled cheese"
>no thanks, I'll have the italian, does it come with cheese?
>"provolone"
>no cheese on that please
>"ok, for the soup did you want the potato or the vegetable"
>the loaded potato and veggie please
>"it's two different soups sir"
>drive off and never return

>eating at Romero's Macaroni Grill
>finish meal
>pour all the salt into the bottle of olive oil
>dump the small plate of olive oil onto the tablecloth
>open the door via the window
>smudgey handprints all over the glass

didnt tip either fuck you

I once ordered a vegetarian pizza with double bacon.

>Stainless Steel
>Rust
Doesn't happen. Seriously.

it can still happen, stainless steel has just got a higher resistance to it.

Sure it can, but does it ever?
In all my life I've only seen a grater get rust due to it not being cleaned correctly, so water and food bits got stuck.

Edgy

>work in a kitchen with stainless steel everything
>place is around 30 years old, original equipment
>no rust
I don't believe you for a second

>works in a kitchen
>has never seen a rusty piece of silverware or a rusty knife
I don't believe you for a second

..are you retarded user?

fully support this, I hate how my tax dollars are spent. the highway I take to work has a shitton of massive potholes yet the gov feels as though our money is better spent on welfare families filling their cart with literally all sugar and fat so not only do we have to pay for their food but also their healthcare when they develop diabetes/heart problems.

Stop going to macdonalds then you fucking moron.

classic

Is that remi gaillard? I used to watch all his videos like 7 years ago. Does he still upload shit? He did some pretty impressive sports shit. How does he have so much time?

Looking real good pepe...

yeah, doing exactly what the other user described
youtube.com/watch?v=27NX_MMIkLY

he does like 2 or 3 videos a month nowadays

also
>2007 is 10 years ago
fuck

MERCILESS

No, are you?

polymersolutions.com/blog/why-does-stainless-steel-rust/

i'd be willing to bet you're at least closer to "retard" on the spectrum than I am.

>i'd be willing to bet you're at least closer to "retard" on the spectrum than I am.
>willingly throwing away your money

Well that settles it then, you are infact the retard.

being confident in my assessment of your retardation in turn makes ME retarded?

Riiiight. Good luck with your life.

Yes, that makes you retarded. Sorry to break it to you retard.

>claims stainless steel can't rust when it is proven it 100% can

>thinks I made that claim!
>lost money on a bet he made over an anonymous post!

you know i didn't actually lose any money...right?

Not to mention, I won the bet, stainless steel can and will rust, it's just a fact.

>implying I didn't backtrace your bankaccount and take all your money while I was busy distracting you with this argument

Don't bother trying to shutdown the account, it's too late.

>keeping his money in government sponsored accounts.

>On a walk
>Stop for ice cream
>They give me a cone for my dog
>Eat both

t. obese person who eats dog treats

No ice cream for you, pupper.

>"enjoy your meal"
>"you too"

>make a thread titled "food mischief"
>404's within 3 minutes and get banned
>this is up with 91 replies

Veeky Forums mods are total fucking retards.

At Starbucks, basically yes. To make it we just use the same brand as the packaged chocolate milk (literally the same ingredients and everything just in different packaging) and steam it then put it into a cup

>we just use the same brand as the packaged chocolate milk
No you don't, your prepacked milk changes depending on where you are in the US you fucking moron.

Considering it's starbucks, I would not be surprised if it actually is the same brand everywhere.

It isn't i travel for business, the milk changes depending on location.

That's how I know you're lying about it being LITERALLY the same ingredients as the chocolate milk. Unless you think they tailor their chocolate milk to each location to (they dont)

>man children, the thread

So it's impossible for that user's one location to have the same brands of both?

They have a generic hot chocolate recipie that involves chocolate syrup, vanilla, and steamed milk.

The Chocolate syrup and vanilla are made for starbucks and shipped to all startbucks everywhere, they don't change.

The prepackaged chocolate milk, and the milk used to make the hot chocolate, are going to change depending on location, as milk isn't something you can easily ship half way across the world (why would you when cows live basically everywhere, buying local milk just makes sense)