Making a bacon meme burger with some real american "cheese"

making a bacon meme burger with some real american "cheese"

want to hop along for the ride?

pic semi related?

only if it's cooked indoors

That looks more like American "cheddar"

I don't like bacon on burgers desu.

just grinding that meat mmm baby

so the real question is....too much or too little?

were going with this amount because its going to come out of my butthole

all mixed up

portion time

3 oz is the goal

all covered to go chill in the fridge while we cook some "bacon"

>why are they rolled into balls?
more on that later

if you're american just take out your bacon half sheet and throw some "bacon" on it somewhat like this

by using meme magic the "bacon" has already been cooked

i'm a fatass so we're saving the bacon fat

time for some mayo

instead of using canola oil I'm going to use bacon fat because I hate myself enough already.

>preheated pan
>some canola oil+bacon fat in there

well isn't this lovely?

time to trigger everyone

enjoy

also not sure why the pictures are upside down but whatever

skipped the most important step! whoops

>bacon fat

enjoy your broken mayo

flipped

I just added a bit not enough to break it ;^)

now toast your store bought buns because you never plan ahead.

added the real american "cheese"

now its time to dress

almost done.

looks pretty shit..

fin

You have nice things

who am I kidding, it has to be a double

only in the kitchen rest of the place is a shithole

I don't know why you made me look at half of this upside down, but the burger looks pretty fucking tasty

thanks m8, blame apple products for that

his parents have nice things. 100-1 this guy lives with mommy daddy.

Ah ha, you do have nice things

living at home allows for slackers to spend their min wage money more freely thus creating the illusion that they are in fact ballers

i haven't lived with my parents in 9 years but whatever its the internet

Prove it m8

Looks nice OP

Would be better with some actual cheese, though. Get some extra mature cheddar up in that bitch

just come down to being extremely lazy