>brew a cup of extra strong coffee
>have the greatest poop of my life ten minutes later
Brew a cup of extra strong coffee
Nicholas Stewart
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Aaron Garcia
I get an afterglow-like effect when I drink coffee in the afternoon, but I've never gotten the shits, ever.
Kevin Martinez
It's not like runny shits, more of a solid mass that glides out your butthole. I have severe gastrointestinal issues and it's the only thing that really helps. I have this senna based coffee creamer that does wonders after I eat mexican food.
Nolan Smith
Sounds like you have a poor diet.
Eat more fiber and your shits should come out as clean logs that require no wipes.
Justin Martin
>muh poo
Grow up.
Leo Scott
Everybody poops, user :)
Jonathan Murphy
That has never happened to me. Is it because I eat fiber?
Matthew Brown
I consume a shit ton of beans and oats but I have a bunch of scar tissue in my colon due to a recent surgery, so it tends to get backed up every so often. A cup of joe is cheaper than a visit to my colorectal doctor.
Benjamin Jackson
I don't :(
Ethan Brooks
SHIT POOP
BUTTLOGS
TURDS
TURTS LOL
FART
DIRT ROPE
also go fuck yourself