Hehe user thanks for taking me out for dinner

>hehe user thanks for taking me out for dinner

>no problem, all I ask is that you rim me later and drink my piss

no problem
now put your fucking phone away while we eat

Anything for you. Is your boyfriend picking you up when we're done, or will i be driving you home?

>no cheese of burgers
fucking kosher gook

Meat was not designed to have cheese on it.

Cheese is poisonous to orientals, user.

Why the fuck are we in the West Coast? How did we get here?

I dunno about you but I've been here all along

>takes two bites of hamburger
>eat a dozen fries
>tosses the rest in the trash
women are evil creates and don't deserve us

do people really pick up fries between their middle finger and their thumb?

she has a dick doesn't she

>No problem. Perhaps next time we can bring your son.

its so you dont get grease on your pointer finger so you can text

>water and a soda
>more lettuce than patty
>shriveled old man ball meat patties
>ketchup not even full for optimal dipping
>no pepper on fries
>app isn't even open on phone, no clear notifications either
>shit tier cartoon guy on a beach phone background
>crooked necklace, crooked hat
>nails not painted
>retarded eye lashes
>wet floor sign is worn with age
>chooses booth near the bathroom
>nice tits

fucking 0.1/10 get away you disgusting pleb whore

I thought it was peanuts and North American flower pollen.

BITCH PUT AWAY YOUR CELL PHONE!

>she's wearing the little hat they give out

>Meat was not designed to have cheese on it.
Citation mother fucking needed.

The only people that text with their index fingers are old ladies

>she
>dick
>she

Reminder that neither traps nor pegging are gay, but futa is.

>dating chinks
gross

Watching tiny asian grils stuff down massive amounts of food in a single sitting is my fetish.

>tfw you imagine this photo was taken at your local in-n-out but then you realize they all look exactly the fucking same inside

>Getting a dick in your ass or pretending a dude with a dick is a girl
Traps, no excuses, at least with pegging you can try palm off the excuse that she's dominant.

Two lumberjacks fucking is less queer than that beta shit.

>Chick with a dick is gay, but a chick with a fake dick or a guy dressing as a female isn't gay

What?

Yes Mistess. Will you please spit on my burger? Thank you mistess. Will your bull join us tonight? If so I hope i can have left overs if you know what i mean ;)

This bitch is ugly as fuck, no amount of makeup or (admittedly nice) big tits will change that fact.
That burg also looks fucking nasty, nice cardboard patty you got there, not even any cheese, dry-ass looking buns. Fries look quite nice though. 2/10

She looks nasty because she looks like an asian whore. If she looked like a european whore it would be better.

I live in Europe, european whores are not much better. If she doesn't look good with minimal makeup I'll pass.

>thanks, honeybear
>I promise next week I'll be able to afford to take you to a restaurant you don't work at

Then why does meat come with a cheese making spigot built in?

Checkmate, vegans.

i wanna eat her burger :^)

>keeps phone out while eating with other people

>The other 3 diners pull out their phone to fapchat/twatter/facecrook their meal
>You're the only one not being a complete plebian

>>nails not painted
that's a godsend tbqh

>do you want me to jizz on your breasts while you eat?