Men who cook are so sexy, don't you think so user?

>Men who cook are so sexy, don't you think so user?

mommy

errybody gotta eat, no biggie

My skills might be sexy but my 30 extra pounds of fat surround my gut is takes away from it. Still sexy tho ;)

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No, I'm not a fucking faggot. When is Pence getting here?

Pence? As in Mike "Medicine from Edison" Pence?

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Why does he do that thing with his tounge?

I love Ivanka and Trump but for god's sake this board is not your little shitposting haven, go back to /tv/ please.

I've never actually been to /tv/.

if you don't think Veeky Forums is a shitposting haven I don't know what to say about you either than you haven't been paying attention

Because it makesme moist, mmmm.

Veeky Forums is pretty similar to /tv/ but there is less /pol/ and more /a/.

I do not consider men sexy, no thanks. Except for Alton Brown, my asshole belongs to him.

In the same way people who aren't literally fucking retarded are sexy.

She's too young to have such ill fitting dentures...

2/10 for you, lad.

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I'll take it.

Ivanka

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Cooking is only sexy because many millennials can't do it.