How do Americans feel about kraft dinner?

How do Americans feel about kraft dinner?

In Canada it's a food staple but American's seem pretty humble on " kraft macaroni and cheese".

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Adults don't eat kraft mac and cheese.

Sharp cheddar master race

It's children's food. One tier above baby food.

It's pretty damn tasty when you're stoned, though.

It's absolutely poorfolk food. Cheap carb and fat as a side dish. used to have it all the time growing up. Every once in a blue moon I'll crave it if I'm hungover.

you never lived til you whip up a box of kraft dinner after a night of drinking

ive lived off this stuff for weeks, still like it
nice trips but ur wrong

kraft is for babbies
hamburger helper is for men

>In Canada it's a food staple
y tho?

And making your own pasta and sauces is for men who can cook.

Because it's fucking delicious.

The best part about Kraft dinner is that you don't need to chew it, just swallow

My cousin almost exclusively eats pepperoni pizza, chicken nuggets, and Kraft macaroni and cheese. Based on that, you might imagine how it is I see the dish.

On the other hand, I'll scoop a small bowl for myself if I'm making it for him. I loved it as a kid so it's a nice comfort food.

Because outside of cities most people live under the poverty line and craft dinner is "cheap", contains a shit ton of carbs and fats, and has the familiar "comfort food" taste that these people crave. I say "cheap" because we all know buying staples and actually cooking is more affordable, but this is for drop dead microwave fatasses who drive trucks with huge stickers of "Our home on native land" while being 1/16th aboriginal.

I live in one of the poorest counties in Ontario and work at No Frills, and people by Craft Dinner 10+ boxes at a time, I am not shitting you. Also, these people are all at least 200-250lb minimum.

Kraft M&C is not an end in itself, it's a blank culinary canvas primed and begging to be painted, a portal to infinite gastronomic possibilities.
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American here. Shit troll thread, but serious answer coming.

Kraft is mediocre compared to more traditionally homemade mac 'n cheese.
Best results, few tbsp of butter and a handful of real cheese on top of the powdered shit they supply.
God mode, add a little tomato sauce to it.

That's it. Nothing more to discuss.

I'm down with that.

I've always had a special place in my heart for Hamburger Helper - Cheeseburger Macaroni. I'm sure lots of you have eaten it before, either because it was cheap or just didn't feel like eating anything else.

Anyways, you can use kraft mac in place on hamburger helper and not only does it taste better, but kraft mac is like half the price too.

hot sauce, barbecue sauce.

>tfw to intelligent to cook

Canada has a false sense of identity so we grasp onto anything we have like the Tim Hortons nation-wide circlejerk for example. Every commercial talking point is always hurr durr we're so Canadian, playing hockey, etc, but any self respecting canuck knows Timmies is garbage.

and we let all the real Canadian companies fall apart and die like Harvey's and Zellers, and bring in American bullshit like Target and 5 guys

Hot sauce, maybe.
BBQ sauce, no.

Also, we have our own specialty coffee franchise called Second Cup but it doesn't quite roll off the tongue like Starbucks and isn't nearly as instagramable

I can't eat it anymore, I don't know why.

I used to eat it all the time as a kid, but nowadays when I eat it, it leaves this fucking foul chalky texture in my mouth after I eat just a few spoonfuls.

OP here, not a troll thread just curious.

your serious answer was neither helpful or entertaining. traditional mac and cheese is mid tier compared to KD(God tier).

honestly who would add tomato sauce to mac and cheese beside trailer trash.

you're making it wrong then. Use 3 Tbsp butter, 3/4 cup of milk for the best recipe

I really wish Second Cup got a better rap and more exposure. I blame the frou-frou bullshit drinks at Starbucks for making them all the more prolific. It's basically what I refer to as one of those "white girl" cultural staples.

>Zellers
Why do you have to bring up sad memories?

Dat Zeddy breakfast

>KD

I aint paying fucking 2.50 for a box PC or 2 for 1$ dollarama

also KD noodles are shit

Do you guys not have Velveeta Shells and Cheese in Canada? It's better than the stuff in the blue box.

It's gross shit t b h f a m

Just get a pound of cheddar and make your own mac and cheese, losers

American here, where I grew up it was normal to put ketchup on my macaroni. But now everyone thinks it's wierd

white cheddar no name brand mac n cheese is the only way, with bacon of course

>tiny crappy noodles
>watery tasteless sauce
It's cheap any easy to prepare, though.

Why is it that the shapes are so much better? I honestly can't put my finger on it. Is it just better pasta?

What about panburger partner

I crave it every once in a while, and the fried mac bites people make are good. But other than that, it's pretty much subpar shit.

This shit is great when combined with a can of chili.

It's so trashy but so filling.
It's like eating a whole tub of ice cream, it's comfort food basically.

If you make your own pasta, you have to do it a day ahead if you want it al dente.

The first 3 or so bites of Kraft dinner are amazing and then it immediately turns into a bowl of garbage.

>traditional mac and cheese is mid tier compared to KD(God tier)
>not a troll thread
fuck off

its not a dinner. thats like calling an order of french fries 'dinner'

but it tastes good and its cheap and has a lot of calories..

Actually that stuff in your pic is not. But the queso blanco is. Like night and day.

He probably adds it for the acid.

Plain mac and cheese is gross. It really needs an extra acid component to be good.
Most people tend to use vinegar / vinegar based sauces though.

I guess it's an option if you're too retarded to boil pasta or grate cheddar cheese.

Canada is such a sad, soulless place. Holy fuck I'm so thankful I'm not Canadian.

It's not great. I'll have it once in a blue moon because I think, "it can't be that bad," but it always is. Annie's is better, but even that is kind of crappy. Also I can eat a whole box easily and that's enough salt to pickle your organs.

Not with that attitude they don't.

i used to think it would be really hot to eat my own cum when i was drinking heavily as a neet every day for weeks on end. i would be masturbating and in the middle of it, it would seem like the hottest thing in the world to do, then i would cum and become disgusted by it and at times even laugh out loud at myself.

the first time i actually ate my cum, i came up with the idea to put it on food and then in the middle of jerking off, when i still wanted to eat it, i would eat it, and i wouldn't be as scared cause it was with something else. it was like my last resort idea. i jacked off once and cupped the load in my palm and dumped it into one of those microwaveable cups of kraft dinner and stirred it in a little bit. then i just started jerking off again right away.

i ended up stopping that second jerk off session cause i got an invite to a game, then i ended up playing the game for a couple of hours, completely forgetting that i had put cum in the kraft cup. in the middle of a match, i remembered i had made one, and i grabbed it off of my nightstand and ate the entire thing.

i didn't remember until hours later after i had stopped playing unreal tournament that i had dumped a load in it earlier. that's my story about kraft dinner.

What an obnoxious video. Everybody thinks they're a fucking comedian, now.

Whenever I'm drunk and I have my girlfriends friend over, I'll make a Kraft Dinner mac and cheese and jizz into it as well as add real cheese and some spices, and then she eats it and says it's super delicious and loves every bite.

Yeah I did this once and threw up and filled the sink with macaroni and cheese.
Granted it was velveeta shells, not the kind of kraft in the pic. But they're both made by kraft.

Anyway since then I always chew my macaroni and especially don't rush through it.

I like it with hot dog slices and peas/corn

I'm Canadian and sometimes I eat like human trash I regret nothing

Is your girlfriend a trap?

I think it's because it has the same amount of cheese powder and you mix it normal and makes it thinner sauce because they give you less pasta in the shapes boxes so a higher cheese sauce to pasta ratio plus the shapes hold the sauce better than the flimsy mini elbows in the normal box and there isn't as much pasta to absorb it.

Literally the only thing good leafs have invented.
Other than that, Canada is a piece of shit and I want it nuked.

not real mac n cheesey

hot

pls mail me some

Why?

>tfw first bite of warm kraft mac and cheese

True comfort food, theres a reason this shit is stupidly popular. You can also do dumb shit with it:

>put it on burgers
>make grilled cheese with it
>use as pizza topping
>use as dip for nacho cheese doritos

My brother is 23, completely neurotypical, and will only eat character-themed mac and cheese. I personally don't care for mac and cheese at all.

Why eat that nasty shit when cheese sauce is so simple to make from scratch?

Where I'm from, Kraft dinner always implied the green box spaghetti dinner.

please get me out of montreal

I'm still trying to figure out why the fuck its called Dinner

HyVee is god's gift to man

Says you
Semantics about "I don't eat KID food, that's for KIDS. Instead, I eat ADULT food like the grown-up I am" are more immature than the "children" you're afraid of becoming by eating a mediocre box of mac and cheese

It's a shame your hockey teams are all garbage.

Oh well, Canada creates the best hockey players and exports them to America.

Most American teams are in fact Canadian.

Minnesota here

We're essentially canadian anyway, kraft is life.

grow up

As an American I've never seen or heard of this brand, but that looks appealing.

um delet this?

Annie's is crap, famalamadingdong.

Kraft is only good if you throw in a few squirts of BBQ sauce, then it's great

am I the only that needs to put salt in it to make it taste good enough

usually adding salt and cheese doesn't end well but Kraft mac and cheese tastes bland without it

>two boxes of kraft mac and cheese
>8 pack of hot dogs cut up real little
>bag of real bacon bits
>mix em all together

Step up, kohais

Box mac is the staple go-to on lazy nights for my step-dad's family. Good taste for how little effort it takes to cook it. Unhealthy for you though

I make it and let it get cold in the fridge and all stuck together in clumps by the next day. Then I scoop some onto a plate, microwave it and put salted butter on it, kind of like you would for a mashed potato. It's actually really good tasting to me.

semper pie, porker

>How do Americans feel about kraft dinner?
Best eaten with dijon ketchup

DELET THIS

I only ate it when I was broke and in college

What do you eat now that you're broke and out of college

Cum

Only a Canadian would mistake a side dish for a meal.

Found the Canadian. Put ketchup on it and go suck a timbit.

Please suck one of the nasty "Birthday Cake" timbits

Three cheese with shells is the best. But like many other anons have already said, this shit is only palatable post childhood if you already feel miserable by way of hangover or sickness.

........wow

canada's culture is about as dead as an english london, but back in the day we identified ourselves by what made us different than the US

part of that was tim hortons coffee, cold weather clothing, and kraft dinner.

I grew up in the 90s and consequently loved seeing facials in porn. When I heard of bukkake it was like my ultimate fantasy come to life, I couldn't believe it.

A bunch of times I jerked off in a position like a backwards somersault, so I'd be cumming on my face and in my mouth.

It's definitely one of those "cum, close 32 tabs, cancel 25 downloads, etc" things. Accept you now have cum all over your face, feel disgusted, and have to take a shower.

I never wanted to microwave or save my cum, but I understand it. The idea of cum and cum play is hot right until you actually cum, a sort of catch 22.

Same thing with my wife now. I get all hot when I'm about to cum on her face, but right after it loses its appeal. Maybe if she played with it for a few minutes I could get a boner again and live my fantasy out.

I didn't jerk off for a week and came on her face two days ago. It was an intense load, totally covered her, got in her eyes, and a strong smell of cum immediately hit me. If I watched that now it'd be amazing, but after cumming I was reaching for a towel and no longer feeling it.

I tried having their mac and cheese once when I was a student and it was one of the most disgusting things I have ever tasted.

Same here. I was an undergrad and tried some and thought it was awful. People raved about it and ate it daily too. Probably because I wasn't raised on it.

This is the truth

You never mixed your bbq rib sauce with your mac n cheese? Daddy must not have owned a grill. Or been around.

Made me laugh out LOL.
Fucking hell.