What did you cook for lunch today? I found this swimming on my pool cover today...

What did you cook for lunch today? I found this swimming on my pool cover today, he tried to bite me when I tried to save him, so I threw him in my pit fire and lit him up. Not sure what species, but he went great with Catalina and black pepper.

>ketchup

>Eating snake
>Snake Eater

Is your name Big Boss by any chance?

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Why would someone who apparently really cooked a snake have such a stupid gay plate?

Good thread OP, aren't you supposed to remove the scales first?

>ruining a perfectly good snake with ketchup

You're such a dumbass.

>well done
>ketchup

Is it possible to get sick from eating a venomous snake?

Eh, OP totally could have made some money by selling this to a Chinese restaurant who would have know how to cook it better. Snake stew is a delicacy.

Sometimes really regret my resolution to abstain from snake stew and shark fin soup. In all honesty though, bacon taste better than both.

>Eh

>Eh
>Bacon
You have to go back.

Awww, did I trigger you?


BACON! I've tasted better steaks sometimes, but bacon never disappoint.

Might be the ugliest dinnerware I've ever seen in my life.

this is one of my more favorite boards on this god forsaken hell hole tbqhwuf

Y tho

Not unless you eat the venom sac near/on it's head maybe.

Is there some kind of ethical objection to snake stew of which I am unaware?

How'd it tasted?

Why do you redditors all post the same way?

Don't complain. It's easy to spot Reddit posters which makes it easy to ignore them.

Ketchup? It's a snake, it's prob Sriracha or something Asian

Kinda the joke....

You're retarded.

Holy fucking shit dude.