OK user, pitch us your restaurant and if we like it we'll invest

lunch meat roll up you can add dif things like cheese

Open a fast food chain of any sort next door to a game store.

It's a restaurant were the staff sits at the tables and you cater to them

It's sorta like Apple bees, but it serves food from anywhere but the US, and it's good; there's also less bullshit on the walls.

It serves only customized mashed potato sculptures. It's more an edible art installation than a restaurant.

OK so first of all people enter the restaurant
They are placed in a waiting room and once Enough people arrive a waitress comes carrying a hat
Inside the hat there are tiny pieces of paper, each has a number scribbled, the number corresponds to a table
Everyone picks a piece of paper with their eyes closed and must share the table with 3 other people who could be the ones they entered with or some random stranger it's up to luck
Also each table will have a capitan Wich is also selected by a mark in the paper, the Capitan must remain blindfolded for the entirety of the meal
Once costumers are sited we bring a menu for each table, it's not the same menu for every table and has a whore variety of appetizing meals but each meal serves 4 people and you must all unanimously agree to the meal you will all share
Once and if a concensus has been reached then the blindfolded Capitan must call the waitress and inform her of the choice
If they couldn't agree on a meal then they all get served cold plain rice
Now for the selection of drinks people have to go back to the lobby where capitans must chose the people at the table correctly but they aren't allowed to say anything or touch each other, the Capitan is allowed three questions that can't be personal or answered by yes or no Wich will be exchanged by the waitress, for each right choice you upgrade the drinks from water to soda, cheap wine and champagne
Beware that other capitans may chose one of your tablemates and you can't chose them back

Islamic Restaurant for Westerners.
Every bite is an explosion of flavor.

Me and a bunch of my buddies from Hollywood want to start a "fast casual" place with a lot of old, leftover movie props and set pieces from films sitting around. People will gladly pay $22 for a cheeseburger so long as they get to sit next to a portrait of Bruce Willis and the actual nuclear warhead prop from 1998's Armageddon. We'll start by opening these in tourist locations like Time Square in NYC and Disney parks. Of course it will grow and grow.

*i pull out my ak47 from my pocket and empty a full clip in the guy with the glasses*

*i jump onto the ceiling and hang from chandelier with one hand and with my other handd i pull out my bazooka and blast the orher guy with a headshot*

*i let go of the chandelier and land on the ground like a cat*

For me, it's the McChicken. Wa La.

I call it the Memeagerie. We only sell meme foods.
>banh mi
>pho
>wraps
>coffee
>bacon
>sriracha stuff
Etc.