I sliced my finger on the edge of a sheet of aluminum foil the other day and now I can't stop thinking about it. Its like a paper cut cranked up to 11.
I can just visualize this sheet of foil slicing into my flesh all the way to the bone.
FUCK
I sliced my finger on the edge of a sheet of aluminum foil the other day and now I can't stop thinking about it. Its like a paper cut cranked up to 11.
I can just visualize this sheet of foil slicing into my flesh all the way to the bone.
FUCK
you probably just jerked off so much that your hand skin was rubbed down to enough that your hands could get cut my fucking foil
imagine slicing your dick with aluminium foil
imagine slicing your eyeball with aluminium foil
Fuck you OP I didn't need that idea in my brain
imagine slicing your tongue with aluminum foil
imagine slicing the bottom of your tongue with aluminum foil
...
imagine cutting your neck with a knife
take the knife op take the knife op TAKE THE KNIFE OP DO IT
imagine making a girlfriend out of aluminum foil and then when she gets her period she leaks mercury everywhere
You should really consider suing the company behind this. Not only do you deserve financial compensation for the physical mutilation you experienced, but the psychological trauma you endure is out of this world.
Thanks, Jackie.
why didnt this guy get a spinoff? he's hilarious.
my only cut in a kitchen was off this very same thing...its awful D:
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous
Brevity is the soul of wit :^)
Not only that, the aluminums that entered you body when you cut yourself will slowly drive you mad and cause early dementia.
Try masturbating with it
OP you poisoned yourself.
Aluminum is a very dangerous metal to have in your system.
Seek medical aid immediately.
dont use aluminium foil .... it gives you alzheimer!
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This one got to me
Dunno if youre being facetious but aluminum being used in stuff like deodorants and allowing it to enter your body actually does cause Alzheimer.
Im a machinist get used to it fag boy
Imagine slicing your ass hole with aluminium foil.