If fruits were a jrpg, would this be the final boss?

If fruits were a jrpg, would this be the final boss?

No it would be you, OP, for you are the biggest fruit of all.

>implying the final boss wouldn't be a pineapple

Reddit: Le Fruit

it would actually be the red/pink kind of dragon fruit, not that tasteless white shit

where are the shocking contrasts lad

Durian is final fruit boss

>jrpg
>equating fruit to a final boss
What the fuck am I reading?

No, big boss fruit is mamey sapote.

durian and jackfruit are the difficulty spike twin bosses you fight mid game

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Dragonfruit would be a way too easy boss with a really intimidating character design

Who else grew out of video games at 18?

Durian for certain

Not me. 28 and i still find time to play video games after work.

Fun things are fun.

Tomato. Surprise muthafucka!

Nah, this would be more of an optional boss

The Durian.

Or the Puerto Rican + Taiwanese combo raging homo twink

haha gay jokes fuckin' fags

The avocado: prepare to defend your job.

That would be tomato

playing is for pleasure

I can never pick those correctly, they're always under or overripe