Crypto aint the only thing on the verge of collapse

Crypto aint the only thing on the verge of collapse.

Give me one good reason why you are still invested in this man.

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fight for humanity.

He is big, smart and sexy.

His father is a white South African who shot 3 niggers in self-defense

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He says big words

I'm not, because the only one of his companies worth investing in isn't public.

Fucking retard, shilling against Musk is shilling against humanity.

OP confirmed a kike-owned shitstain

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>Give me one good reason why you are still invested in this man

Because he's right, and no matter what the establishment-run biased media publishes, he'll succeed?

1. I don't have enough money to invest in any of his projects that will make enough to make a meaningful difference in my life.

2. I hate to say it but he is human and susceptible to disease, assassination attempts and all other manner of things that affect the outcome of his projects.

If I believed in his ability to delegate it would be a different story, but for example he won't hire a different CEO for Tesla because there is no one who fits the bill.

He is the only man for the job, but what happens when the only man for the job gets sick or dies?

Norm McDonald? He makes me raff.

Tesla the car company is fucked, as a Musk endeavor. There is, however, a very real chance Toyota buys them. Not before a serious re-valuation, so that’s not helping anyone with their stocks, but Tesla might not actually go away.

>Tesla the car company is fucked, as a Musk endeavor.

at what point throughout their history have they not been fucked? If they solve Model 3 production issues I think they will make it.

Because I bought a flamethrower from him and no other big time CEO has offered anything nearly as cool

>flamethrower
You bought a flamethrower and got a blowtorch. Weee.

Says a guy without a flamethrower. Enjoy hating fun.

They’re yet to raise cash (billions necessary by next Q) in a QE-unwind environment. They have almost no path to profitability the way they are structured now. GM is going to sell more Model 3 competitors, which they’ve been making in a real mass production capacity for over two years already, in this next quarter alone, than Tesla will sell all year. And that’s just one established competitor. The profit making S and X models just had their subsidies killed all over Europe (ex Norway), and this killed orders in Denmark by over 90%, as an example.

They either re-tool for the high end only, or pray that SoftBank buys them with fresh-off-the-presses Yen. The latter isn’t so crazy, they just dropped $100 million on Thaneros even after it came out that they were bullshit. But the deal would have to be more than 10X as large, and the BoJ would certainly want some sort of concession from current holders.

>Not holding 100k of what will eventually become the world's most valuable company in the world

Comfy af holding shares of musk's best company.

How did you get them?

Toyota wont buy that trash... they can easily do it on their own.. there is no big market for ev yet... batteries need to make a little more progress

I work as an engineer for the man himself, it's part of my compensation package. Gonna hold these puppies to the moon, or kek Mars I guess.

Why do we need flamethrowers? How about a guide on how to jerry rig one instead of buying some overpriced flamethrower. Zombies are not real. Closest thing to zombies are pcp and meth addicts. I can just use a knife or gun to stop them.

Sure Tesla will stick around because of NASA. His car never went into space. Fucking CGI bullshit. I just can't believe that he sent a car to space. No point in even doing that. Nowhere near ready to colonize Mars. Humans will kill themselves before that happens.

please take me with you

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It’s a real possibility. Toyota cooperated with Tesla before (it didn’t go too well), and having high-end EVs would compliment their pretty bad low-end offerings, and Toyota has done fuck all on EVs since the plug-in Prius. There’s real synergy there, and if anything Toyota could enfatten Tesla’s high-end margins with some actual assembly experience. Ditch the Model 3 and cheaper X/S lines in favor of their current offerings and use the Tesla brand to drive profit generating sales.

None of that happens at current valuations though. Kuroda won’t print that much, not even he’s that reckless. Which is why I say that the next step for Tesla is revaluation, probably after May because Musk would rather do it when everyone’s away.

>on the verge of

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Elon Musk is actually a visionary.

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Topkek

You named the only thing collapsing now. Verge.

>Why do we need flamethrowers?
has it ever been a matter of need?

Tesla truck was big flop
Tesla roadster was big flop
SpaceX isn't supposed to make money

Investment in this man is not going to pay off in my lifetime

he's cool with killing people to advance unperfected technology. also giant legos on mars.

I fucking love science!

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this guy is literally a QE/tax mosquito
fucking retard is constantly bleeding but covers it up in the quarterly with those fat subsides
$tesla is worse than crypto
both redundant outdated overhyped junk thats destined for the bin

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Once I found out he was a Reddit and Morty fan, I dumped everything I had invested in his little redditor companies

Huge lego blocks!!! That's it

instability means high volatility right?

Unlike /biz he has accomplished something, that has nothing to do with:

a. sperm
b. frogs
c. working at mcdonalds

i used to work on the production side...made some good money off my RSU's and ESPP :)
left because way too much mandatory overtime and i have a family

Wtf I love the Musk's now

Thanks. Shorting Tesla with 100k

>Has a child with his stepdaughter at 72
What did he mean by this?

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Fucking based.

>Finds a women
>Marries and bangs her
>Then bangs her daughter
>Bangs them both together


This is like a porno.

4u

>He thinks I'm talking about Tesla
>He thinks he can short SpaceX

Kek

Keeping genes pure

Was going to invest in tesla back at $160.

When is the next time to jump in? Even Musk himself says the stock is overvalued.

This! I only invest in potential bulls

>Being this new

You're in no position to shit talk him unless you've made a greater contribution to humanity that the space x reusable rockets.

im about to SHORT THE FUCK out of TSLA

Musk is going to personally liquidate you

BASED

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and he has a tesla.
imagine driving the car of your sons car brand

according to his most recent earnings.....i highly doubt hes gonna be liquidating anything but Tesla

shareholders just accepted his 2.1 billion USD paycheck over the next 10 years. i think he is doing fine

He is excellent at swiping tax money. Who needs a viable product when you can just get subsidized?

I gave Elon Musk 100 BTC he promised me a one way flight to Mars. I'm going to bring all my bags with me.

That's right faggots Mars, not Moon.

What bags should I bring with me? Dont say Chainlink.

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If you worship Musk you are a plebbit faggot and need to go back.

Carpet

I work in an emergency department and let me tell you m8y, guns and knives are NOT a reliable way of stopping iceheads and pcp zombies. A flamethrower might actually be really helpful