Give me one reason why I should invest in this man?

Give me one reason why I should invest in this man?

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Don't, we want you to stay poor

Because of the man to the left of him

He needs moneh for new clothes

Because his 35% body fat is 95% sugar and 5% soy.

Perianne is so qt

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I'd love to rail Miss Boring

because he's fucking boring

Your trips of 8s and dubs of 7s are enough of a reason to invest in LINK. Kek has blessed you user.

Clever.