How does one warm up Pizza in a Microwave without it being shit?

>We can only use the microwave
>It's 4am and we don't want to wake the neighbors

Comedy gold. Worth reading the thread.

The reason that pizza heated in the oven sucks is because of the lack of space between the glass rotating plate and the crust, you need airspace under there to avoid ruining the crust.

Pic related works great!

Neighbors=\=parents.
Newfag

Wrap it in tinfoil. The micro-waves will super-heat the foil, crisping the crust to perfection. 45 seconds per slice it usually plenty.

You can't.

Stop being poor and order Pizza Hut.

Put a cup of water with da pizza :D

Get a fucking pizzas, you won't facking regret it

i eat pizzas that are frozen for a nice summer treat in spring

you don't, eat those damned cold pizzas like a man