Soda doesn't 'pair' with anything...

I was just about to post that if you are going to have your steak with fries, then you may as well have a coke too.

Which is totally legit.

>wasting your calories on beer or soda
>not just drinking water, which quenches your thirst better than corn syrup ever can

What about very spicy stuff. The sweetness is a welcome release and the carbonation clears the palate.

>wasting your trip to flavortown on winner winner or chicken dinner
>not just knocking it out of the ballpark, which is off the hook and more money than holy moly Stromboli

soda goes with fried food because it'll cut through the grease on your tongue like a palate cleanser between a bite of cheese hamburger and a bite of french fry

I tend not to drink beer with corn syrup

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>burger
>fatty crumbled pork
What the fuck kind of burgers are you eating?

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR DOG THAT IS RIGHTEOUS A WEE BOP A BOO LA BAM POW IM DOUBLE FISTING THIS BIG BOY WHO NEEDS A FORK

I hate soda but I'm addicted to fizzy drinks. I wish Seltzer is cheaper here.