Doubles decide what I do with the cake. It's ok I bought it for myself

Doubles decide what I do with the cake. It's ok I bought it for myself.

Smash it and tweet the results to drumpf.

Take it the local youth shelter and share it. Take pics and post

Eat a slice and then smash the rest of the cake with your feet

Eat a slice

eat the whole thing in one sitting

Eat one serving, then refrigerate the rest, only eating the leftovers at a modest pace.

Happy birthday, OP

So you bought a birthdaycake, all for yourself?
Put a candle in it.

Happy Birthday OP, good job on surviving another year!!

Dick it

Remove the frosting and refrost it.

With your butt.

Put a shoe on it.

Oh god dammit. I wasn't even hungry and just got nervous at the bakery and bought it. I just meant to get a cookie or a slice dammit. I guess it's a smallish cake but I weigh 97 lbs wouldn't I have a heart attack?
I guess I did it to myself though. I'll post a picture halfway through I guess.
Thanks.

At least it's a mini ~5" cake not a 9" or 1/3rd sheet or something

>I weigh 97 lbs
thanks mr skeltal

don't do it, you'll die from a diabetic coma

Yeah boi
eat it good

>nervous
Jesus Christ

>Anorexic posting their binge on Veeky Forums

quality content

How did you accidentally order an entire cake at a bakery?

You know what I like the most?

Cakefarts.