Doubles decide what I do with the cake. It's ok I bought it for myself

Doubles decide what I do with the cake. It's ok I bought it for myself.

Smash it and tweet the results to drumpf.

Take it the local youth shelter and share it. Take pics and post

Eat a slice and then smash the rest of the cake with your feet

Eat a slice

eat the whole thing in one sitting

Eat one serving, then refrigerate the rest, only eating the leftovers at a modest pace.

Happy birthday, OP

So you bought a birthdaycake, all for yourself?
Put a candle in it.

Happy Birthday OP, good job on surviving another year!!