ITT: Unitaskers you love

ITT: Unitaskers you love.

Picked this up recently. I hate unitools, but this does a great job. Much better than a mandolin.

What if you have a red apple? Will it still work or do I need to buy the red cutter?

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I have trouble sharpening mine.

Is that really gaymeo?

If you bought red delicious, you are now only allowed to use the corer on your penis

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metal doesn't get dull from cutting apples. Metal only gets dull if you try to cut something harder than it.

don't know how i did without one before

I have that, and I have one for a mango too that is surprisingly useful.

How is that useful?

Mangoes have irregular stones
and you still have to peel it.

I'll admit to being a dumbass for not noticing something obvious about mangoes in my 40 years on this planet if you answer a simple question...

How do you know which plane of the fruit the seed will be aligned with before you start pushing the slicer through?

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>Mangoes have irregular stones

This.

>How do you know which plane of the fruit the seed will be aligned with before you start pushing the slicer through

And this.

I usually dont peel it if im just eating it by itself
Usually the seed is aligned this way. If it doesnt go through then i just slightly rotate the slicer until it does. Its not that difficult.

A pity I can't get real, properly ripe mangoes RN

just needs 4 cuts into the skin and it peels by itself
Fucking delicious.

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I love these things, even the act of using them is entertaining for me.

Far from obscure, but definitely better than coke and pepsi.

You and me both. Literal food porn - like using a $400 factory sharpened knife for only $5.