Which half would you rather have?

It's more of a question of burning asshole or rotten farts.

Por que no los dos?

None. That looks like trash

normally pizza looks good.
this looks fucking awful
wouldnoteat/10

Top, but that's a good pizza.

Its not a tumah!

>this looks nothing like my perfect slices from Little Caesar's or Domino's

Right side cut vertically.

More surface area and two choices of toppings.

Top.

HATE ONIONS.

sure pal.
Its got nothing to do with the raw onion on one half and the foul looking mystery meat on the other half.

pretty sure those are sliced meatballs. which you won't get at dominos or little caesars. pleb cuck

If you went to good pizzerias, the kinds of places where they have real meatballs on pizza, you'd know what those were.

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the bottom half looks like chopped up intestinal worms, even though I know it's onion.

WALA!

Bottom.

There is more

>implying i wouldnt eat both

Why is the crust burned?

How bout dis

i meant top as in the toppings and cheese. bottom being the crust and sauce

Do you know nothing about pizza?

bottom
i don't want jalapeños in my pizza
also onion in a pizza is pretty ok, but i would prefer some pepperoni or Italian sausage with it

>woppalena and sawsage

Fuck yeah.

can i fold it and make it one big half

the right half
then fold it over into pizza taco mode

I don't think those are jalapenos

that is way too fucking much onion, it isn't even all cooked properly

Tip with pineapple would be goat

This one

What are these brown round things next to the jalapenos on the top half?

yes

i would say those are meatballs

also those don't look like jalapenos more like cherry peppers

this

Top, if I have to.

How the hell did you get the crust that asymmetrical?

I'll take the fork and knife half so I can kill myself.