Why would anyone ever willingly use this shit for anything?

Why would anyone ever willingly use this shit for anything?

>throw pizza in microwave
>outside is rock hard and it's an unevenly heated mess
>throw popcorn bag into the microwave
>overly salted and stiff popcorn
>throw leftover chinese food in the microwave to reheat
>still tastes like garbage
>put water in the microwave
>do I even need to say anything?

Honestly, the microwave is always a second tier heating option. I don't get it. Just put the fucking stove top on and wait 2 minutes.

>put water in the microwave
>do I even need to say anything?

You're supposed to put it in some kind of vessel like a mug or a bowl first, dum dum.

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Do you just keep the power at 100 percent no matter what you microwave? Learn to use the machine dumbass.

we use it all the to cook children, meals

>iCuck
>calling anyone a dumbass

Oh the irony!

I make rice and baked potatoes in it. Never had a problem with reheating pizza in it, always comes out fine. Also steamed veggies.

Yeah that's right you can't even refute it. Retard.

>doesn't know how to use tool
>blames the tool

I don't like that comma placement