What'd I eat

What'd I eat

a tapeworm

A very thin and long sausage

you have might have a tumor causing a 78% blockage, causing the poop to extrude by, you need to see the ass doc and get checked out. Hopefully its benign.

Slim Jims

that's not how the body works, it takes the slim jims and processes them into a soup then reconstitutes the soup into particle feces which forms into the diameter of the colon, so this isn't normal at all to have poop that thin.

sometimes i have thin poops sometimes i have thick poops, if i was OP i wouldn't be worried unless they all look like that

He never said he Slim Jim'ed orally.

assuming no abnormalities, this happens when you force a type 3.5-4 stool through a partially clenched sphincter. let your shit come out on its own next time if it bothers you.

damn nothing gets past you

This.

Did you not play with a play dough extruder when you were a child?

Curry

Veeky Forums should have dedicated board "Pictures of your shit" /sht/

That's actually not the worst idea.

I'm sure there is enough weirdo freaks who would fap to them

Ironically, the only board that actually allows you to post images of shit is the porn boards

You didn't eat, you took a shit, idiot.

fuck you have to be really mentally ill to get off by looking at others people shit

Why?
I used to work with this girl I thought was really hot, she had an amazing ass, this one time I noticed she was in the bathroom for a long time so I figured she was taking a shit...and since I had just cleaned the bathroom before, I knew the toilet was clean at the time, and so the wheels in my head began to turn....I waited for her to get out of the bathroom and a couple minutes after she did I went in there and locked the door and inspected the toilet, to my delight she WAS shitting and there was indeed, a bit of shit stuck to the bottom of the bowl still, and so I scooped it up on my finger and jerked off while I sniffed it and eventually put on my tongue and savored in my mouth

Shit gets some people horny

gnooryblows detected

Kek

yes it is

they should shoot fucks like you

Why?

useless mental sicko shoot or feed alive to pigs or dogs

Why am I useless because I get off to female's shit? Also why do you assume that makes me a mental sicko?

you are subhuman garbage
go and kill yourself now nobody likes you nobody needs you

Lots of people like me, I host my own chatroom and have friends IRL as well

yes there is lot's of useless shiteaters like you you human garbage, fuck off I hate you and your useless friends
I'm not answering any more your posts
you are ugly disgusting to me, you should be locked up in mental institution or bullet

Seek therapy

you said you put it in your mouth and SAVORED it.

you seek therapy you sick pervert or better yet go and hang your disgusting body, like do it now.

Drunk yet moralistic idiot can't even reply to posts correctly but needs to tell other people how to live their lives

Let the guy sniff poop who cares

not sniff. eat.

eat.

you both mental sickos, you should go and eat each other's shit you fucking human filth

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I did, I savored it in my mouth and then I swallowed it when I came

Just a side note, after that day that girl began to act more warmly to me....I feel like there is some magical element to eating another's shit

I only eat women's shit. Don't be gross.

gnooryblows detected

When I was a kid I took an IQ test and basically it scored off the charts. Walking through this world alone as an intellectual outlier has been lonely for me. It's isolating. Nobody around me is mentally capable of understanding my worldview or the complex political and scatological issues that I choose to discuss.

only way to fix it for you is to kill yourself today nobody needs you

Sorry buddy I'd rather watch the world burn

Gonna stick around until the well has run dry