/smg/ - Stock Market General

RumChicken
RumChicken

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

welcome back, what are you guys eating right now

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Based Ko

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

THE FUCKING COUNTRY OF AMD

Booteefool
Booteefool

Signed up for Robinhood on Sunday and “transferred” $200 from my checking to robinhood. No sign of the transfer on my bank end (no money has been taken out)and my account hasn’t been approved on robinhood. Should I contact their support?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Leftover saltines out of a garbage can

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

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farquit
farquit

I think I should Invest in HRT so I can cam whore for a living.

cum2soon
cum2soon

it takes like 3-5 days for robinhood to approve an account

likme
likme

Should I sell all my Cannabis stocks now and put all of the little money that is left on short option ?

TreeEater
TreeEater

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Trying to short QQQ but it keeps getting these fat pumps

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Food is for people with money

Snarelure
Snarelure

Does robinhood offer margin trading and shorting? What are their fees like compared to interactivebrokers?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

yum yum, canned air is the new steak dinner

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Post your rare mokous

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TechHater
TechHater

COME ON COME ON
GIVE ME THAT VOLUME EXPLOSION.

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

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girlDog
girlDog

TOPS is on sale, buy now

Bidwell
Bidwell

if you track minute by minute chart Buy volume is strong, sell volume is weak as fuck.

massdebater
massdebater

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Fuck the crypto market.
Fuck the stock market.
Fuck it all to hell.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

keep eating christ cuck

Skullbone
Skullbone

KTOS
mmmmmmm

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Veeky Forums-suicide meetup when and where?

Let's do it.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Of course, buy high and sell low, then short the low right before the correction sends stocks upwards.

You need to invest in a monkey and a dartboard big time.

Side note: Anyone that claims that this is a bear market is insane.

Bear market is going to be 16,000 and shit. it mmight get there

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

What charts are you looking at? Seems opposite to me

Booteefool
Booteefool

Ah, back to under $10.

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MPmaster
MPmaster

Why are you so angry?

I think you need the love of Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior, in your life.

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5mileys
5mileys

not a bad idea desu. way easier than this shit

dont sell and take the loss. just hedge against yourself and pick up some puts. or you can do a covered call. theres a lot of options. but i still think weed stocks will cruise longterm (im just not holding any right now)

massdebater
massdebater

Umm sure this is fine, there's absolutely no selling volume what so ever.

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

WHY ISN'T ANYONE BUYING MY AMD PUTS!?!!?!?

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Flameblow
Flameblow

check your indicators. look for SRSI or RSI to pass down through 75. also check for MACD to cross. youll miss a little off the top but youll be trading with the momentum and its a little safer

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

your order to buy 1 share of BRK.B has been completed

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eGremlin
eGremlin

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I said minute not hourly. I'm talking about the last 20 minutes.

SPY has bounced off 200MA 3 times today. Next time it will crash or it will bounce. A bounce is currently indicated.

Nojokur
Nojokur

HUh I fucking saved the thumbnails lately

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

What a rollercoaster day

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

B
Not A
poorfag

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Techpill
Techpill

new dump commencing soon i think

Emberburn
Emberburn

sh-shut up

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StonedTime
StonedTime

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

No bear dicks in this chart at all. Nope no bear boners at all on this one.

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JunkTop
JunkTop

you were warned m8. always check that the options market is liquid before you buy contracts

Booteefool
Booteefool

anyone invest in high yield here? Do you think it's worth to chase the big dividends in this market or to buy cheap stocks right now with more growth potential? I'm interested in shorting and making money that way but I'm never sure what the best things to short are and I feel like I miss the boat

MPmaster
MPmaster

buy stocks
income investing died many years ago and isnt coming back

Soft_member
Soft_member

post the volume, as that is what we are talking about.

communist jew.

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

stroke my cock eat my balls

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Do you think ktos calls are still a good buy or is it too late

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

What do you guys think of GE as a long term investment right now?
They say Warren Buffet is looking into it and it's really low right now.

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Remember to filter tripfags who attempt to derail threads

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hairygrape
hairygrape

fuck you too

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

the state of Jews in the 21st century

I think it is safe. If Gremlins contract is announced KTOS will skyrocket. If not, it will likely stay at a similar level to today. Thus, you are likely to profit or break even at very least.

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Hey Bagholder what's up with VTGN? When does it go green again?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

also, just so you know my bias, I have 4/20 12.5 strike calls on KTOS.

DeathDog
DeathDog

i think the low sell volume is a result of it being very fucking hard to justify going short after a day like yesterday. thats why im only doing options with a little extra time right now. no reason to go long or short and get on this rollercoaster right now. its just too unclear whats going to happen next. so im just taking small positions in things and giving myself like a week and a half

eGremlin
eGremlin

oy vey

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You want to invest in trains in the year 2018. Am I understanding this correctly?

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

MY KIDNEYS

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Aaaand we're back.

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Illusionz
Illusionz

Wondering the same thing, bought some earlier.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

lol

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Still getting the hang of this. How do you check options liquidity

Soft_member
Soft_member

It takes a couple of business days before the money leaves your checking account then like a day or two before Robinhood processes it. You can have about $800-1000 outstanding instantly credited to your RH account.

farquit
farquit

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cum2soon
cum2soon

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I can do this all fucking day.

JunkTop
JunkTop

if youre on robinhood, i have no idea if you actually can.
but look for open interest, which shows how many contracts are at that strike, and volume, which shows how many people have bought at that strike. and always give yourself time. theta will eat half your winnings if youre trading the last couple days on a contract.

ha thats why i tried to get filtered so hard when i first showed up. didnt wanna tell thin skinned faggots what my positions were. they dont deserve it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

oh no.. you idiots its getting pumped too fast

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

BASED IM MOONING

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It was a serious question familia.

Soft_member
Soft_member

WE'RE SAVED

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viagrandad
viagrandad

bear market almost confirmed
gold is still going down
what the fuck?too early?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Is SPHD good for long term investment?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

feels bad, dont fall for it

Techpill
Techpill

bear market

Fucking small specs

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY

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Snarelure
Snarelure

"He shorted?"
"Pump it"

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

BGFV

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

i think rate hikes are messing with it. also dollar is going up today. but it wont last

yeah seems like a total headfake. no way people are going majorly long into a holiday weekend

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

NOOOOO

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

looks like we're gonna be in the red for a while

Supergrass
Supergrass

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Its time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating, how're you doing?

I'm having ghetto shrimp jambalaya and it's another sideways day. I'm down 1% but I'm still around where I usually am. Not sure what to do, everything is fucky.

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

based lunchbro

girlDog
girlDog

i'm eating superior flavored air

Bidwell
Bidwell

PRAISE JESUS

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Inmate
Inmate

This lunch hour rally is shooting its wad. This is dangerous

likme
likme

We get it, you vape :^)

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The king has returned

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Fuck you

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Playboyize
Playboyize

based
he didnt buy the ntflix dip

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I wanna get of Mr. Trumps wild ride.

Firespawn
Firespawn

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RumChicken
RumChicken

mid-teens

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StonedTime
StonedTime

i like this crazy train, how else can i keep my blood pressure high during the day

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I don't eat lunch at 12. Lunch for me is at 1:30. I'm having blueberry pancakes and warm milk with honey.

Illusionz
Illusionz

lunchbro has delicious looking food everyday
I have to put up with shitty food because too poor to buy good things
any hopes of "making it" has just been crushed in the last few days

Lunatick
Lunatick

It's only just begun

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girlDog
girlDog

Right after we rebuild the temple child.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

looks like meat is back on the menu boys

farquit
farquit

did you paint that user? thats really good

no brakes on the rape train

im thinking if we see QQQ break 162 were in a reversal. but if it flounders anywhere near 161 or 162 imma look into SQQQ for the rest of the day

Bidwell
Bidwell

wat

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

yeah i fucking painted that. I want a fucking sea of red and to walk through it like moses.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

not hanging out with /ck/
not learning to craft frugal meals
You'll never make it

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whereismyname
whereismyname

:(

Don't worry user, this will pass

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girlDog
girlDog

I want off this wild ride

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Or /k/

We'll roast up some Dino tendies while we let you shoot stuff

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w8t4u
w8t4u

stocks down
bonds barely green
gold down
its a sea of red across the whole fucking market

What the fuck is this shit, how is this happening, are we collapsing now?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

major sector rotation imo

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

GE has kept me green
what the fuck

JunkTop
JunkTop

holy shit that sell volume just now. Get out today if you can

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

and googles fucking green. I hate it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Reservations at the Grand Floridian today

farquit
farquit

nah

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idontknow
idontknow

1 PM

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Flameblow
Flameblow

Maximum comfy

BGFV and chill

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I don't even want cocaine and hookers any more. I have lost all desire for the things that make me happy. I'm going to hit the bottle so hard that I never hit it again.

Supergrass
Supergrass

DON'T

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

WE'RE PUMPING

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King_Martha
King_Martha

the absolute state of fedora fags

idontknow
idontknow

/drinkboys/

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

squeeze the shorts for a bit

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Go to church and be saved.

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

lol holy shit BASED GE goes up 3% since I bought 30 minutes ago

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farquit
farquit

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5mileys
5mileys

"They bouwt?"
"Doomp it"

cum2soon
cum2soon

BGFV

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hairygrape
hairygrape

BGFV never let's me down and they pay ME to hold it, wild

Methnerd
Methnerd

You know this market isnt rational when GE pumps like that

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Yeah we're fucked.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

rational
all stocks are under priced relative to 5 years from now

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

That's enough, hit the bid.

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

what the fuck is this U formation.
First down 3,5% then up again?
Makes zero sense

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

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w8t4u
w8t4u

trigger their stoplosses before the next pump

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Bidwell
Bidwell

GE is the easiest double in the world from here, wouldn't be surprised if it's 30 bucks in 2 years

short FANG, long industrial imo

massdebater
massdebater

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likme
likme

What is a good high risk stock that will make me rich with a $5000 investment?

Methshot
Methshot

WE'RE DUMPING

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

short FANG, long industrial imo
this is correct

Snarelure
Snarelure

People are fleeing less stable investments and buying blue chips, maybe not smart or rational but it makes a certain kind of sense

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

hardly, no volume.

We will not break 200MA, we have already bounced 3 times.

RavySnake
RavySnake

BGFV has been very comfy, such a sound investment at these levels

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

VTGN will be mid teens within 2 years.

JunkTop
JunkTop

just take your trip off at this point

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

people are just getting back from lunch the Bogs have already called for a stop limit love tap.

happy_sad
happy_sad

HERE WE GO

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

MID TEENS BRO!!! MID TEENS!!!!

i might actually buy some under .80 and hold it awhile

SniperWish
SniperWish

hedge position in the green
Im making 15$ by tommrow no matter what

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

why wait? You can sell now, and buy more later.

Soft_member
Soft_member

knew it would happen at some point. i think that was the run for today honestly

cum2soon
cum2soon

Fuck this shit, I'm going to start buying GE and puts on FANG.

Methnerd
Methnerd

My god

Every time I look it just gets better

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TechHater
TechHater

someone edit the jeb spread map with big5 and the electoral count at MID TEENS

FastChef
FastChef

mid teens soon bro

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

GE

Wait until it dips under $10

Booteefool
Booteefool

Sold everything for a loss. Gonna sit out the rest of the day. No gold plated food bowl for Sylvester today.

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

My definite buy range was $12 but it looks like it might not reach it. I'm just going to ease into it, this recent pump will at the very least level out.

farquit
farquit

Up 5% on GE in the past hour
wtf you told me stocks were for boomers

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'm about to get BGFV tats on my knuckles

Inmate
Inmate

Suit yourself

godpseed user

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

get rings on your knuckles that say mid teens, so when you punch people in the face, they'll have marks that say mid teens all over them

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

so fucking based
moon moon

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

bi-daily reminder

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Supergrass
Supergrass

maybe, but there's always good trades long in individual names.

days of the stock picker will be here again

happy_sad
happy_sad

How do you manage the feeling that any time any investment you make is at risk of suddenly evaporating and the US government dissolving and the dollar being worth the paper it's printed on

TreeEater
TreeEater

By knowing that I won't be the only person with a gun in my mouth when that happens. Very reassuring, actually.

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Flameblow
Flameblow

vodka and scotch helps

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

kill yourself faggot

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

if the dollar isnt worth anything it wont matter because I hodl stocks

RumChicken
RumChicken

I figure that, even if I had advance knowledge of the event, I couldn't pull my money out fastest and put it back into something practical to survive a dollar collapse. That's why you prepare ahead of time

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

are you okay man?

You may be a communist jew but you are /our/ communist jew

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Biz
Used as crypto dumping ground
Infested with shills and pajeets to the point where the whole board becomes a containment for crypto and not actual business
Crypto gets attention more newfags come, more bots, more shills
Crypto crashes less newfags, less bots, less shills
/smg/ finally starts showing up in the catalog more often

It feels good to be back bois

hairygrape
hairygrape

if this happens to you it will happen to everybody else so you will basically not lose anything relative to the rest of society which is what matters

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

thats why it's better to hold assets instead of cash. In theory the asset will grow in dollars because the dollars are going to shit but the asset is worth more and more in dollars because the dollar is shit... if that makes sense... the asset doesn't change but the dollar does...

Methnerd
Methnerd

Cheers

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Snarelure
Snarelure

wtf bro

RavySnake
RavySnake

My tech blue chips are all down and my pot stock back to my buy in price, I'm getting fucking destroyed today.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

We’ve always been here, just under a different name. I just hope /smg/ after hours takes off. Maybe put some links to foreign markets in the pasta?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Yeah, compound monthly.

iluvmen
iluvmen

turn off notifications

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

hence why i got puts on treasuries and the dollar

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

i know right? shits getting cozy as fuck. lotta smart people ITT and the pajeets are all in on shitcoins, so we only get a few of em. well see how long it lasts though

5mileys
5mileys

FB and GOOG, the two biggest assholes, are green today

Snarelure
Snarelure

i am actually quite surprised myself at the quality of these threads the past couple months

there is actual traders in here

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Literally crashing the economy with no survivors. FB should have more scandals, it looks like it might actually raise their own relative value compared to their competitors lmao.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Sold my BRK.B puts to buy UVXY puts. Please pray for me

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

that is an interesting strategy, how has it fared for you?

I got 16 3/29 puts on UVXY. We can pray together

King_Martha
King_Martha

there is actual traders in here
you think we just sit here and shit post all day everyday?

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I own a gun and hundreds of rounds, I'd be better off than 60% of homes.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

patience. if you think this is the end of scandals for all of those places youre sorely mistaken. bear in mind alphabet just had some huge lawsuit brought back up on em by oracle. and if you think FBs whole shitshow is over, youre crazy. this has only just begun.

weak today, as people are buying up treasuries to hedge, and dollar is bouncing back. but ive been eyeing inflation (CPI) and the way gold has been acting (tons of buyers up at the upper resistance), and i know itll do good.

the way im doing it is through options. got a call on the 3x short treasuries TMV and a put on the USD at UUP. and i got myself a couple weeks of time. seems like a safe bet i can set and forget

w8t4u
w8t4u

i sold my calls today and am waiting for my puts to come into the money. yall should give yourselves more time though, honestly. its not easy to time this stuff, but with options you dont have to.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

most painful yet quick exit from life? asking for a friend of course.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Anyone with some good put position suggestions?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I’m finally opening an account with a big boy firm (Raymond James) while aggressively trading memes on the side, I feel accomplished
Also how do I throw money at Autism Incorporated?

MPmaster
MPmaster

As someone new to options, essentially any time the option gets closer to being in the money, the value of the option increases right? So I could just buy a 3 month put on FB and sell it as they go further down for a profit?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Be baptized and reborn

Allow your suffering to end.

takes2long
takes2long

Correct.

idontknow
idontknow

BKS

Playboyize
Playboyize

I think he has a BTC address you send money to. I also think you'd be the first

Evilember
Evilember

Will he make it before running out of cash?

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Firespawn
Firespawn

you could do that, if you really think they will keep dropping. You would essentially be betting on extensive data usage regulations to come in play. It is a bit of a risky bet, and you may have issues trying to exit.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I'm not looking for salvation, i'm looking to an hero.

RumChicken
RumChicken

options have a lot of different things that effect the prices. theres time decay, volatility, all kinds of things. learn the greeks, its very important

anyways heres my memelines for today. if QQQ continually fails to break my memelines, were definitely going down tomorrow (atleast tech)

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

The lawsuit is fucking nothing, the max payout incase Oracle wins is 1B, Google are fighting it because they're in the right and it makes no sense to admit wrongdoings when there are none.

FastChef
FastChef

I think the correction is over, or at least close. If we were going to dump we would have by now.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

greetings, guys. I'm a poor guy from India and I really need 1$, If you are rich enough to donate me only 1$, please can you give me? It would be helpful. I'm living in poverty and I need that money please guys help me I promise I'll pray for you and never return to this board again, it's only one dollar.
Here's my bitcoin adress: 1Q3nCE7tss8nNFXXTGJxcAi6aXVhgNPg47
Ether adress: 0x3cD210B9AA642d879E3b0178EF4De67a65f6F8AC

Please help me guys. please just 1$ to my wallet will be enough.

Nojokur
Nojokur

what is the purpose of Indians what do they add to the world

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Do you or anyone else have experience with Robinhood options? I do not have the capital for assignment. Robinhood says they will sell the option if you do not have capital to cover assignment an hour before the option expires but that sounds very dicey. I obviously want to hold for max profit. Is there any way to automatically market sell the option such that I don't have to get assigned and then sell for the profit?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

this reminds me. when is NN repealed? this will crush the following quarters earnings for internet mega corps

true, but thats not the main reason why im bearish on them. i just see it as one catalyst of many to come.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

shorting basket index of tech at the forefront of the technological era

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viagrandad
viagrandad

I'm just a poor guy, please just 1$ man, you people waste too much money everyday, there's nothing wrong with giving a man only 1$

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Bought 8 $4 puts on BKS for 4/20. Got 3 $3 puts for BKS for the same date, how fucked am I?

5mileys
5mileys

Posting this in the stock market general
Vidiadhar, I...

cum2soon
cum2soon

We do shit post. With money.

w8t4u
w8t4u

You're hungry, right? I'll send you a pizza, what's your address?

Bidwell
Bidwell

reported

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

If you don't have the capital to execute the option, you have no choice but to sell the option or let it expire for nothing. I rarely hold an option until expiration for this reason.

Firespawn
Firespawn

you said the same thing when i was shorting semis. im not picking this shit out at random.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

please just 1$ man it's not that much considering you americans spend thousands of dollars everyday

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

just give me the money for pizza atleast, i'm broke as hell, send it to the wallet adress

Supergrass
Supergrass

April 23rd

I'm going to short NFLX, I think

Lunatick
Lunatick

we are shitting the bed again, this market is not going to last for much longer.... I thought it was going to be after Easter.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You want my crypto? I don't need it where I'm going. Actually you know what, I'm going to let all my crypto sit in limbo. Fuck off Pajeet.

farquit
farquit

theres a difference between shorting a sector and shorting the entire nasdaq

viagrandad
viagrandad

engadget.com/2018/02/22/net-neutrality-repeal-april-23rd-federal-register/

cum2soon
cum2soon

I would obviously want to sell, I just don't know what the price would be at the point of selling. I assume the price of a put goes to the difference in strike price and trading price, if its ITM, and that minus what I payed for it would be my profit if Robinhood automatically sold it for me. OTM, its obviously zero.

I don't want to mess with time decay volatility so my plan would be to either get very short-term options or long-term ones and sell them rapidly.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

AMD

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

if we go into bear market it will crush the USD's value right? People won't want to be holding shit in USD if all the companies that predominantly use it are crashing for months? So if we go full bear go long in EUR/GBP/JPY etc?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Lets say we trim 30% off of some of the bigger tech stocks in the next crash and many others end up shuttering.

Will this lower the cost of housing in the bay area? Will the liberals be forced to move out of the blue states?

RumChicken
RumChicken

I like to see shillers suffer.

Nojokur
Nojokur

gonna have to take it day to day, and wait for the stars to align, but i got my eyes on all of these big guys. just dont wanna blow my wad to early and get the horns

not if the biggest internet companies that move the whole index all lose their profit margin by a lot. this is definitely what will happen when NN is repealed. NFLX GOOGL AMZN FB etc all get to pay basically nothing for their fuckhuge bandwidth. that changes on april 23rd. might have to wait a couple quarters, but i know a huge opportunity when i see one

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Good morning /smg/. Isn't it a beatiful day? I've got two dividend checks coming today :-)

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

No! They can't fucking spread like locusts to conservative America.

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

No, stock prices don't really affect the profitability of the businesses.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Likewise, I think I'll take a short position 1 week prior, if it still seems wise at the time.

likme
likme

the most liquid ones in the sp500. You can pick at random

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

But wouldnt they need to lay off all the Pajeets back to india?

Skullbone
Skullbone

you americans waste money everyday, what's wrong with giving a third world shitholer 1$ ,to saving his life? please help

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

The Pajeets are going back, but not because of share prices. They're cutting down on visas.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Pajeets will stay and work literally any job until their visa expired and by then we'll probably have a liberal pres so they won't get deported

Because you didn't earn it faggot. Make something of your life

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

be forced

The liberals are already leaving (or at least screeching about how they want to leave even when they are quite clearly addicted to massive urban crowding in wealthy districts with little poor people). Texas et al. are starting to turn blue because of Californians leaving. Same shit is happening in Virginia.

Nojokur
Nojokur

do you realize how much massive shitload of cash these companies are sitting on? do you realize that this isnt even remotely close to a bear market?

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Supergrass
Supergrass

implying i care about anything or anybody, especially some pajeet from a shithole country.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I already managed to lose 20% of my portfolio value alone, I might as well let Veeky Forums concentrated autism take a shot at managing my money
Is the address in the website?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Alright you goys I changed my mind. Since /pol/ is always right, my entire portfolio will be puts on EZA for the next three months. IT'S TIME

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I unfortunately live in California and would like to see them all go. Its terrible what has been done ehre. SF is an absolute shitstain of a city now. It used to be one of the best cities on Earth.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Sitting on cash should be a massive red flag. It doesn't matter how profitable they are, cash is the worst investment they could make and it shows they are not or cannot properly plan for the future.

Methshot
Methshot

tfw was calling to short amzn at 1600 & ppl called me crazy
didn't have options tho

WebTool
WebTool

lol I'll do it with you comfy

How is the portfolio?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

you're a fucking genius

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

HAHAHAHA

whereismyname
whereismyname

There you are how do i throw money at you so you can lose it for me

MPmaster
MPmaster

BGFV

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girlDog
girlDog

the immense amount of poverty that is ALREADY going on in the bay area and all of socal right now while there ARE jobs should give you a clear picture of what it will be like when the goldrush is up (again). californias entire history is a boom bust cycle. it WILL happen again

vid related
youtube.com/watch?v=BORbULWTft4

i do. im not trading them at all right now (besides FB). im waiting and watching for a moment of serious weakness. hell i might not even place these trades for half a year. this is all just me thinking ahead. going short on a massive dump of the biggest stocks is incredibly risky (and unfathomably rewarding if it works), sure, but with options i can (more) easily manage such a risk.

this is all just hypothetical for now, pay no attention to me

viagrandad
viagrandad

When I get home I'll post the crypto addresses on the website. Give me like 10 minutes

Emberburn
Emberburn

is TSLA fucked?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

AKER DOWN
NVSC STAGNANT
EVEP BOUGHT TOO LATE
JAGX A LOSER

Ive lost 20% of my portfolio in the past 3 days on these shit penny stocks. Why do I listen to fucking retards on stocktwits?

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Neat
Also does autism inc have an IRC or something?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

No, it's just (comfy) making bets off our autism

farquit
farquit

yes and no. dont think they are finished, but i dont think they will be above 200 for much longer. they got a serious credit downgrade, their bonds took a hit because of that and rate hikes, and so people are going to dump their bonds. this is stressing out the stock price a lot too

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

feel your pain bro. NSPR & EVEP were shilled here, they sounded decent for penny stocks..
Then they collapsed 75%.

no more penny stocks for me

Bidwell
Bidwell

I got $10, what should I buy on Robinhood?

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Go buy a cheap ass bottle of vodka and shitpost. You'll get more for your money

Techpill
Techpill

find an AH ER stock and just roll the dice

SniperWish
SniperWish

TSLA is at 255~ right now and you think they drop below 200 soon? jesus what a short are you in that position yet?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

BGFV

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

a bunch of 1 dollar OTM puts on UUP. get yourself some leverage. what do you have to lose?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

do you like mineless mining companies?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

youtube.com/watch?v=BORbULWTft4 [Embed]
Wow, Cali used to be a real shit hole I wonder what year this was in
2018

Lmao, as soon as FB and GOOG start being revalued, California is fucked. Matter of fact, the world economy is fucked. FANG+China have been dragging this shitty economy since 2008, making investors much more optimistic than they should be. P/E ratios have exploded and might now implode. I just hope I can learn options trading in time.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Eh I have an RPi running a server that’s empty we could take refuge there

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Based just bought Cisco

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

AUY is a great buy then!!!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

cool I used to buy heroin from there

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

ive been thinking TSLA is going down for a while. too much starry eyed speculation. the only profitable part of the company is the batteries. and their self driving car shit is floundering.

i dont think its under 200 in the near term, but by the end of the year.
im also not in a position on it. thought about it yesterday, but i need to wait for it to even out before i take something up. too crazy right now. also if i buy now my vega on my options contract would crush me

Snarelure
Snarelure

autismincorporated dot org

updated and up and running again!

Portfolio for the foreseeable future will be calls on BGFV and puts on EZA

SniperGod
SniperGod

kek. not gonna lie, ive done that too. its always been a shithole, but its a literal shanty town now

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Oops it's me :^)

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RavySnake
RavySnake

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the /smg/ threads, and I’ve been involved in numerous pump and dumps on Nasdaq, and I have over 300% confirmed gains. I am trained in technical analysts, fundamental analyst on memes and I’m the top trader in the entire US stock markets. You are nothing to me but just another retail trader. I will wipe the fuck out of your portfolio with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this market, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of brokers across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your investments. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I will short all your holdings seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my one hand. Not only am I extensively trained in going long and short on memes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of options on my brokerage account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable portfolio off the face of the market, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will short stock all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Just got hired on for a flower delivery job, so thats an extra $300ish to throw into the dividend growth portfolio each week.

I always answer everyone else who asks about dividend stocks, but now its yalls turn to shill me on some sweet divs...

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

so you think the Musk meme is finally collapsing? I know the battery stuff has been good in like Cuba and New Zealand or some shit, but every report I ever read is the cars lose money and continue to and probably will for a while.

They have lost like 50% of their value in the last few months, your probably right its too low now to short who knows when they will get a bull trap

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Power Hour Green

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MPmaster
MPmaster

What’s the recommended investment amount?

King_Martha
King_Martha

What's /pol/ going on about now? Shorting South Africa? Sounds fun

Spamalot
Spamalot

get puts on TSLA

viagrandad
viagrandad

AMRS is on sale right now. look for 6.50 or 6.25 if it really dips

massdebater
massdebater

buy Ko its stable

Playboyize
Playboyize

Musk has some good ideas, but they aren't made for worldwide adoption. It's more of a childhood dream of his being fulfilled. Flamethrowers and electric cars are the last thing we need right now.

Methshot
Methshot

Expense ratios? All I've learned from looking at different investment strategies over the years is that the most retarded shit makes the best returns. Veeky Forums hivemind might be a real money maker.

Methnerd
Methnerd

They're taking all the land from the white people, and going to inflate the fuck out of their currency.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'm proud of you user ;)

100k, at least

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

BGFV

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

4.2% yearly

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

EVC, IEP, NRZ

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Swissfag here.
What should I do with my Swiss Francs? Swiss stocks are very expensive right now. The SMI has a P/E ratio of 27.5

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

They are forcibly removing white farmers and taking their land without compensation. They also have pushed whites out of jobs in favor of less qualified individuals. It is blatant racism against whites and the mainstream media is not saying a damn thing.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

That’s in Zimbabwe dollars right

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

thats what im waiting for. honestly thinking about loading up on calls maybe next week, once everyone forgets and goes back to worshiping master musk
yeah everyone loves to throw money at him because he likes to science and make future shit, but the fact of the matter is that he doesnt have any ideas that are profitable in the near term. besides batteries, but even those were expected to expand, but will now likely stagnate because of the flack self driving cars are getting

Spamalot
Spamalot

European dividend futures.

girlDog
girlDog

Don't forget their economic head asked why they couldn't make everyone rich by printing more money.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Big5 BKS is starting to moon, doesn't seem like a good put to me.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

smi sucks and the franc has potential to gain strength

Playboyize
Playboyize

who /getting absolutely slaughtered/ here?

Emberburn
Emberburn

I've seen it on the news and, for example, the ongoing genocide in Myanmar is also not in the news anymore. It's about what sells.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I warned you everyday last week that an AMRS dip is coming this is the start of it, its going to be a big one

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

What should your investment profile be on RobinHood to increases the chances of getting options trading?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

My calls are down and my puts are down. I should tripfag as failure.

youtu.be/k36sIRRdFSU

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Is T a better dividend stock than KO?

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I feel for the poor bastards who held onto EDGE since yesterday. Yikes.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

most of my options are OTM and AMRS just took a dip, so my shit looks like all sorts of hell right now.

no worries

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

God, why do I always lose such gambles?

just literally live up to the meme and buy high

Now the stocks are crashing and I can watch my life burning away.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Or people who held onto ALT

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

just buy Ko its more based and youll be following in warren buffets footsteps

massdebater
massdebater

Well history shows when African countries remove whites from agricultural jobs they go down and they go down fast.

I just got options a few days ago, how would I go about shorting EZA?

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idontknow
idontknow

i bought more

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

why is it based?

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Trading carries heavy fees here. Looking more at the longterm.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Gotta keep that average cost down r-r-right?

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Illusionz
Illusionz

who else could be selling at these levels? Share structure hasn't changed.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

veekyforums.com/thread/8608487/business
veekyforums.com/thread/8608487/business
NEW THREAD

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I'm sorry I didn't believe you. That being said, I'm still slowly buying more. I'm probably being memed on but that earnings report was ridiculous and they seem to have a lot of potential, which is hard to find in the market today.

Lunatick
Lunatick

p-please buy muh bags

Joking
I managed so far to scoop some every morning this week at 6.63$
It is odd because there a morning dip then the rest of the day it stays around 6.73$ (Except today obviously)

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I haven't being paying attention to EZA but my amateur advice is to wait for volatility to stop being so high and then buy up puts 3-6 months out that are currently OTM.

likme
likme

Hold or sell? I have lost an absurd amount of money this year, several years salaries.

Skullbone
Skullbone

AMRS is nice bags tho

please buy
yes?