/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>Trying to short QQQ but it keeps getting these fat pumps

Food is for people with money

Does robinhood offer margin trading and shorting? What are their fees like compared to interactivebrokers?

yum yum, canned air is the new steak dinner

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Post your rare mokous

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COME ON COME ON
GIVE ME THAT VOLUME EXPLOSION.

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TOPS is on sale, buy now

if you track minute by minute chart Buy volume is strong, sell volume is weak as fuck.

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Fuck the crypto market.
Fuck the stock market.
Fuck it all to hell.

keep eating christ cuck

>KTOS
mmmmmmm

Veeky Forums-suicide meetup when and where?

Let's do it.

Of course, buy high and sell low, then short the low right before the correction sends stocks upwards.

You need to invest in a monkey and a dartboard big time.

Side note: Anyone that claims that this is a bear market is insane.

Bear market is going to be 16,000 and shit. it mmight get there

What charts are you looking at? Seems opposite to me

Ah, back to under $10.

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Why are you so angry?

I think you need the love of Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior, in your life.

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not a bad idea desu. way easier than this shit

dont sell and take the loss. just hedge against yourself and pick up some puts. or you can do a covered call. theres a lot of options. but i still think weed stocks will cruise longterm (im just not holding any right now)

Umm sure this is fine, there's absolutely no selling volume what so ever.

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WHY ISN'T ANYONE BUYING MY AMD PUTS!?!!?!?

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check your indicators. look for SRSI or RSI to pass down through 75. also check for MACD to cross. youll miss a little off the top but youll be trading with the momentum and its a little safer

>your order to buy 1 share of BRK.B has been completed

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I said minute not hourly. I'm talking about the last 20 minutes.

SPY has bounced off 200MA 3 times today. Next time it will crash or it will bounce. A bounce is currently indicated.

HUh I fucking saved the thumbnails lately

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What a rollercoaster day

>B
>Not A
poorfag

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new dump commencing soon i think

sh-shut up

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No bear dicks in this chart at all. Nope no bear boners at all on this one.

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you were warned m8. always check that the options market is liquid before you buy contracts

anyone invest in high yield here? Do you think it's worth to chase the big dividends in this market or to buy cheap stocks right now with more growth potential? I'm interested in shorting and making money that way but I'm never sure what the best things to short are and I feel like I miss the boat

buy stocks
income investing died many years ago and isnt coming back

post the volume, as that is what we are talking about.

communist jew.

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stroke my cock eat my balls

Do you think ktos calls are still a good buy or is it too late

What do you guys think of GE as a long term investment right now?
They say Warren Buffet is looking into it and it's really low right now.

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Remember to filter tripfags who attempt to derail threads

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fuck you too

>the state of Jews in the 21st century

I think it is safe. If Gremlins contract is announced KTOS will skyrocket. If not, it will likely stay at a similar level to today. Thus, you are likely to profit or break even at very least.

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Hey Bagholder what's up with VTGN? When does it go green again?

also, just so you know my bias, I have 4/20 12.5 strike calls on KTOS.

i think the low sell volume is a result of it being very fucking hard to justify going short after a day like yesterday. thats why im only doing options with a little extra time right now. no reason to go long or short and get on this rollercoaster right now. its just too unclear whats going to happen next. so im just taking small positions in things and giving myself like a week and a half

oy vey

You want to invest in trains in the year 2018. Am I understanding this correctly?

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MY KIDNEYS

Aaaand we're back.

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Wondering the same thing, bought some earlier.

lol

Still getting the hang of this. How do you check options liquidity

It takes a couple of business days before the money leaves your checking account then like a day or two before Robinhood processes it. You can have about $800-1000 outstanding instantly credited to your RH account.

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I can do this all fucking day.

if youre on robinhood, i have no idea if you actually can.
but look for open interest, which shows how many contracts are at that strike, and volume, which shows how many people have bought at that strike. and always give yourself time. theta will eat half your winnings if youre trading the last couple days on a contract.

ha thats why i tried to get filtered so hard when i first showed up. didnt wanna tell thin skinned faggots what my positions were. they dont deserve it

oh no.. you idiots its getting pumped too fast

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BASED IM MOONING

It was a serious question familia.

WE'RE SAVED

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>bear market almost confirmed
>gold is still going down
what the fuck?too early?

Is SPHD good for long term investment?

feels bad, dont fall for it

>bear market

Fucking small specs

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GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY

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>"He shorted?"
>"Pump it"

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>BGFV

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i think rate hikes are messing with it. also dollar is going up today. but it wont last

yeah seems like a total headfake. no way people are going majorly long into a holiday weekend

NOOOOO

looks like we're gonna be in the red for a while

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Its time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating, how're you doing?

I'm having ghetto shrimp jambalaya and it's another sideways day. I'm down 1% but I'm still around where I usually am. Not sure what to do, everything is fucky.

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based lunchbro

i'm eating superior flavored air

PRAISE JESUS

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This lunch hour rally is shooting its wad. This is dangerous

We get it, you vape :^)

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The king has returned

Fuck you

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based
>he didnt buy the ntflix dip

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I wanna get of Mr. Trumps wild ride.

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>mid-teens

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i like this crazy train, how else can i keep my blood pressure high during the day

I don't eat lunch at 12. Lunch for me is at 1:30. I'm having blueberry pancakes and warm milk with honey.

>lunchbro has delicious looking food everyday
>I have to put up with shitty food because too poor to buy good things
>any hopes of "making it" has just been crushed in the last few days