>be me, age 7, 20 years ago >mom made me spingers and danger moss every saturday >never learn the recipe >try making some now >it's never quite the same Shame it's so rare now, I've gotta drive 50 minutes to get anything close to authentic
Isaac Bennett
>move up north >go to restaurant >ask for some Texas Ted and Wild Nancy but only lightly speckled >they don't know what I'm talking about
I miss the south
Alexander Roberts
Someone forgot to take their autism blocker pills today. Bad boy now go to your room and finish your 4 cheese pizza pops. There's some stale root beer in the fridge for after your meat beating session.
Christopher Smith
>Being the Thing and posting on an underwater basket weaving forum
Don't you have living beings to inhabit and malform?
Lucas King
I remember when I took a trip to Africa when I was 7 and some place served a side of white rice. I asked for some soy sauce and they brought me a bowl of meat drippings and fat.
Being a retarded little kid is funny when you... oh wait, you're just a Southerner.
Lucas Adams
>used to eatch torchies all the time >now only have it on my birthday is this how it feels to age?
Oliver Rogers
stop exploiting and raping africa you fucking chink
Brandon Hughes
>spingers and danger moss HOLY FUCK WHAT A NOSTALGIA TRIP
Bentley Kelly
>come home from elementary school >mom's making andouilette
Carson Butler
>get home from school >mom hands me a whole plate of bald headed yogurt slingers
Austin Bell
Shut the fuck up, there's plenty of misinformation about the South already, we don't need you adding to it.
Aaron Flores
TT
Brandon Flores
Discarded Petri dishes?
Bentley Fisher
What actually is that?
Nicholas Wilson
>playing video games with my friends >uncle brings a platter of cherry and mugwort coated chicken feet >we turn on Knee Deep in the Hoopla by Starship and have a party
I miss those days.
Adam Jackson
It's an octagon full of grits
Austin Kelly
PyttiPanna
Dylan Williams
>autism blocker
John Nelson
I know those are geoducks but god damn that made me kek.
Benjamin Garcia
hillbilly piece of shit detected
whatcha gonna do? lynch us?
Jose Wright
>photo looks appealing >look up andouillette >page after page of people saying it literally smells and tastes like the inside of an unwashed asshole Why do foods like this exist? Why do people eat them?
Noah Martin
Subhuman coprophiliacs get hungry too user.
Austin Perry
No, there is far too little information out about how bad the south really is.
t. Have lived in the shithole Mississippi for the last 10 years.
Luke Roberts
I escaped Oklahoma seven years ago and moved to England, even this immigrant-filled island prison is paradise compared to that barren cultural wasteland.
Kayden Gutierrez
It's mouth droppingly bad. The ignorance is palpable. Why the south ranks on the lowest of every possible metric except for federal funds received per dollar contributed, yet still screams about cutting the federal budget, escapes me. MS's state budget is a full 50% federal money. Yet there are only a handful of people in this state that realize we would be worse than the poorest areas of Mexico without federal money from coastal states.
Nicholas Perez
>Why dont the starving poor people just go to McDonalds?
Jordan Long
They have this delusion that they're stronger on their own and would dig themselves out of poverty and become some great utopia if only THE MAN wasn't throwing money at them.
Levi Ramirez
What could you possibly be implying with this? We're not talking about starving ethiopians, we're talking about the a fucking french "delicacy".
There is literally no reason for anybody to eat the most vile part of an animal with the most disgustingly minimal preparation in this day and age, especially if the end result is something that both smells and tastes like fecal matter.
Levi Lewis
Stuffed hissey with some marmite on it, all day every day.
Thomas Barnes
kalakukko
Kayden Russell
>Worked in IT a lot >Moved for an upper management job >Still sneak some computer powder back to my place for seasoning.
Jaxson Thompson
Dude wtf
Dylan Sanchez
For some reason shit and food cross over in the culinary world. Look at Skatole for example, it's a aromatic chemical purposely added to desserts despite it essentially being shit flavoured/scented.
Jonathan Gonzalez
>that beard
Xavier Collins
You know, when you think about it, food is really the middleman here. It starts out as an animal or a plant and it ends up as shit. By making shit into your food, you're really just skipping the hassle and jumping right to the end of the process.
Jacob Baker
Had it once in San Malo at a creperie, I asked the waitress what it was cause I saw that it was in one of the crepes and she brought me a small piece, it literally smelled like shit and tasted fucking vile, I almost threw up.
I dunno why the fuck it's considered a delicacy in France.
Justin Ward
is that grits with hot sauce? god tier
Samuel Robinson
sup cletus.
Jack Wright
This is why weapons were created.
Logan Thomas
>raping africa Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww, AIDS.
Mason Rivera
Apparently getting a vasectomy only changes the baby's color.
Noah Gutierrez
It's funny how you get hungry enough, even horrible food starts looking good. Eat a big mac, ignore the onions.
Angel Jackson
True. That's how I ate banana peel for the first time.
Noah Wilson
I haven't had clams with bellies since I left New England. It's been almost a decade and I wonder if I'll even like it when/if I go back.