KFC general

hi Veeky Forums I'm that Estonian guy in Thailand.
Yesterday I made a thread about going to KFC for the first time.
Now I'll greentext my expirience below.
Also general KFC thread.

Chicken Littles are GOAT tier snack food

For me, it's the extra crispy tendie box.

>be me
>in a big shopping mall in Thailand
>biggest shopping mall I've been to its fucking huge
>we've been shopping for some time and we've got everything
>„ok lets go get sum KFC”
>exited.jpg
>we go to this uge round place with all kinds of food esthabishments
>we first go to the KFC
>also it was just me my sister my mom and my aunt
>me and my sister get to the KFC and wait for my mom and aunt
>we enter
>ayyblaat.jpg
>the stench
>it reeks of grease and tomato sauce
>it's so fucking dirty
>my mom and aunt arrive
>we all go to the cashier
>my mom and aunt are both visibly disgusted
>they just gave us some money and helped us order our meals
>cont....

>tomato sauce
>kfc

There is literally nothing on their menu that uses that

Dunno about Thailand, but they serve spaghetti at the KFCs in the Philippines

obviously you have not seen the Chizza

KFC in Hong Kong. The chicken is shit but they keep on coming up with irrelevant special items.

I'll post pics of my food later
>so we order our food
>my mom and aunt go to eat at the jap restorant next to it
>so now it's just me and my little sis
>I find the cleanest place sit down
>we get our food
>it'snotthatbad.jpg
>I get 2chiken breast ,2 hot wings ,popchiken and cola
>my sister got the same except without the pop chicken and hot wings
Cont....

>>we go to this uge round place with all kinds of food esthabishments
Do they not have food courts in Estonia?

>Kentucky Fried Chicken
>spaghetti

This makes me angry

Natas

Pic related my food
No never heard of it

They serve spaghetti in all the fast food places in the Philippines

That's wrong on so many levels

In America there is no fast food spaghetti

What was the best thing you ordered?

have you raped any 7 year olds or fuked any ladyboys yet?

I really on't care about your thread, but i do care about the answers to these questions.

On which levels is it wrong?

>so we start eating
>I first tri the popchiken
>„hmm not bad kiddo”
>but suddenly
>oh fug
>it's spicy af
>but its not too bad
> then I try the chicken breast
>I pick it up and...
>it's dripping grease
>I tri it and it's just so danm greasy
>slipping from my hands like sphagetty
>I finish it and I feel like a tipical american
>i eat some fries and drink some soda
>there just typical mcdonalds type fries
>I tri the hot wings thinking it will be like the popchiken
>ohgod
>cont.........

1. KFC is a southern style restaurant. Fried chicken, biscuits, corn on the cobb, cole slaw. So the idea that it's serving spaghetti is culturally bananas in my mind. It's like if they served tacos. Makes no sense from a brand angle.

2. Spaghetti as a fast food dish is a crazy concept to me. The only American Italian fast food is a slice of pizza. Italian style food other than pizza is seen as a sit down restaurant affair here.

3. The fact that ALL fast food restaurants serve spaghetti is almost impossible to believe

Probably the popchiken
No that's degenerate behavior

Different cultures. Fast food doesn't have to be something you can eat with one hand as fast as possible after visiting the drive through. These big chain restaurants are much different region to region. It's the free market, you give the people what they want.

>freeze frame
>there's somesort of flakes hitting my lips
>the chicken is crunchy and nice
>the insides are delishious
>butt....
>the spice
>oh god the spice
>it just invades my mouth
> it's so spicy
>but I must have more
>my face has turned completely red
>I'm sweating all over
>oh Jesus help me
>I drink like half of my cola
>the spice is slowly going away
>I eat the rest of my chiken breasts and popchiken
>now it's just me, my sister, some cola, some fries and two spicy wings
>I will not these wings defeat me
Cont.....

Fazoli's, bitch

>being this much of a faggot
It's just white pepper, Shirley

>I take another bite
>ohgod.jpg
> but i soldier on and quickly finish the wing
> just as I do a bunch of chinks start poring in
> I finish the rest of my soda
>it still burns but it's not that bad
>I've finished my fries and soda
>but..
>one wings still stands defiantly before me
>but what shall I do now?
>I look to my sister to see her eating her first chiken breast and seee that she has also finished her soda
>I think..
>ahhh I have made a master plan
>I tell my sister to go and find mom to get some more money
>she agrees and goes on her way to find her
>I take the time she's away to look around
>next to us is a bunch of elderly chinks eating burgers
>the line from the cashier is long af
>most people here are actually elderly chinks
>my sister arrives
>I tell her to get in line and get us two more sodas
>after some waiting she arrives and the eating commences
>I will defeat this wing
>I take a bite and drink a bunch cola
>it's absolutely delishios but I'm burning up
>I have become red itself
>I'm totally sweaty
>I use the few tissues that they have given us
>I feel like a fountain
>I take another bite
>and another
>until finally
>its over
> I've finished
> I'm victorious
>it was hard but I've won
>but..
>oh god
>it's hotter than before
>this is horrible
>I take a sip of soda but I doesn't help
>oh god
>I'm so sweaty
>running out of tissues
>tell my sister to get more
>She's fucking useless and can't get any
>I want to die
>it feels so bad
>Finally she arrives with some tissues but they are of no use
>I'm dead inside and out
>it just feels so shit
>I'm not sure if I had beaten the chiken or has the chiken beaten me?
>we get up and leave
>We go and find my mom and aunt and soon we leave
The end

Pic related the food I finished
Fuck off chink maybe I'm not used to eating spicy foods

cute story OP, you'll be back for more

>12am here and you've given me cravings for dat hot n spicy fried chicken

I'm not a big fan of KFC as a whole. But I love those hot wings. I get a big bag full every Friday to start the weekend off.

Thx guys I'm thinking off making KFC general a daily thread now

Filtered.

Kfc isn't too bad and it's pretty cheap too. They have those family shares now with biscuits and 2 sides. I can get one of those and basically eat for 2 days