Would you like fries with that?

>would you like fries with that?
>yes
>dont eat the fries, throw them out

who else /devilish/?

>Order buffalo wings
>comes with coleslaw
>ewww...
>don't eat it

Bet they had to throw it out.

>order a really big breakfast
>try hard to finish it all
>can't finish it
>"would you like a to go box?"
>say "no thanks" since i'd be on the road for the next 8 hours

heh

>Go to resturaunt with free salad bar with any main course
>Order cheapest main course and nothing else
>Go up to the salad bar repeatedly until I can't eat any more

I'm absolutely /devilish/

>go to food court in the mall
>ask if I can have a water cup
>put soda in it instead

>order burger with everything
>remove the pickles and eat the separately

>order food
>don't eat it all
>put lots of fucking napkins over it

Rate my faggotry.

do you make little tents out of the napkins?

I rip them into little pieces and massage them into the food, then put lots of whole ones on top of that and pour some water on it for good measure.

Someone get this hothead out of here.

>go to Chick Fil A
>"hello sir, can I help you?"
>no
>walk out
>really wanted a #7 combo

A true /develish/ story from a few years ago

>eat a large salisbury steak dinner
>go to local sports bar to play in their weekly poker tournament
>drink a lot of beer
>lose all my poker chips
>I'm out of the tournament
>ready to leave
>but I have a full pint of beer in front of me
>chug beer
>realize I chugged too fast
>going to vomit
>make it to bathroom
>don't make it all the way to toilet
>ground beef and brown gravy vomit spewing out of me
>all over the stall, floor and the back of the toilet
>make no attempt to clean up
>leave without paying

Never been back. They likely knew it was me

>yes I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese
>"anything else sir?"
>hold the cheese

>"how is everything?"
>"great"
>food is just OK

>order a tuna salad sandwich. Tell them to hold the lettuce, tomato and tuna salad.

>>realize I chugged too fast
>>going to vomit
Get a load of this faggot

>customer orders a bread bowl
>drinks the soup and leaves the bowl

>order soda at McDonalds knowing fullwell that it's 50% ice
>drink it
>bring icefilled cup to counter and express outrage at amount of ice
>"you only gave me half a soda!"
>get a second cold soda free

I do this all the time. Never fails.

What fucking shithole doesn't have the drink station out in the lobby?
Even McD's in airports and malls (the places that will usually jew you the hardest on drinks) have the drink station out in the open.

order wings, fall asleep. delivery guy comes and goes. never mention it again. order wings next week.

...

>dress up as a waiter
>take plates of tables
>eat leftovers
>sometimes find money on tables

Feels good to eat and get payed for it

>go to burger king
>order a mcburger

>always make sure to rub my asshole and touch my food before the waiter takes my plate away

Enjoy getting sick, you bum

i volunteer at a place that makes dinner for poor people and so many of them do this it's INSANE

>salisbury
Faggot manchild

why? they just don't want to eat it?

>go to restaurant
>get most expensive dish on menu
>tell server that it is great
>ask to speak to chef so i can give him kudos
>chef comes out
>food is completely doused in salt and pepper

heh. sorry, kid

>he doesn't have unlimited free refills
LOOK AT THE EUROPEON LMAO

>go to Burger King
>don't get a burger

>Go to chic-fil-a drive thru
>Women comes over the mic clearly "Good morning sir, how may we serve you today"
>I mumble back and make static noises with my mouth
>"I'm sorry sir could you repeat that?"
>*crrrrrrrrrrrttttttttt* Mc *crrrrrrrrrrrtttt* fish .....
>"Sir I'm unable to understand you"
>Yes I'd like 6 packets of chik-fil-a sauce and a glass of water please
>"Yes sir your total is 59 cents it will be my pleasure to serve you at the window"
>drive around
>I'm sorry I only have two quarters

>know how many sauce packets I'll actually use
>take more than necessary instead of buying sauce for home cooking

D I A B O L I C A L

>Order fries.
>Feed them to band of crows.
>Ignore other band of crows and only give it to my crow brows.
>Wait for the crow civil war.

cities dont because homeless people and niggers try to go in and steal free shit

>go to McDonald's with coworkers

>start pronouncing it "MacDonalds"

YO ABLO ESPAÑOL SIII SEÑORES CARAJO

Its a murder of crows not a band of crows you fucking idiot.
Being exposed to such retards is really depressing sometimes.

>"would you like fries with that?"
>"no thanks"
>I actually would've LOVED fries with that

GET THIS MAN A STRAIGHT-JACKET