I normally cook and clean the kitchen but for the last three weeks my grandma's been sick and in the hospital and i've...

Clean out of respect for your grandmother and like another said, not being a completely horrible disgusting mess. Do the dishes. Continue doing the dishes, and realize he's a jerk to ridicule. I would in fact stop cooking. Go out, buy some paper plates, eat cold sandwiches, just do nothing much that further wrecks her house. Plan your exit from this freeloader lazy manchild when it's convenient to you. Your eyes are open.

Oh, and go visit your grandmother.

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well Veeky Forums has to get its action from somewhere

fuck off to reddit you roastie whore. Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums more generally is a place for gentlemen only.

>woman posts on Veeky Forums

OMG MY BOYFRIEND IS SUCH A DICK! CAN'T YOU ALL AGREE WITH ME?! PLEASE VALIDATE MY CUNT-LIKE BEHAVIOR!!

Oh and what are some meals for one i can make that don't require any dishes except a fry pan and maybe a knife?

>man posts on Veeky Forums

What are some meals for one i can make that don't require any dishes except a fry pan and maybe a knife?

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Women have nothing going for them except their vaginas

r u a grill?

>i can't eat eggs without puking and shitting myself for the rest of the day
Have you tried cooking them until they're dead-dead-dead? Extreme hard boiled?

I was you, back when I was in the U.S. Apparently it's a sanitary standards thing -- ever since I moved to bumfuck Asia where the eggs I get are covered with chicken vagina scrapings (instead of being washed clean like in the U.S.), I haven't had any problems eating even raw eggs. But the USDA requires that eggs be washed clean of the "cuticle", and so bacteria get inside and basically poison you.

>don't do dishes
>someone else takes dishes out of sink
>ermagehrd i won't do dishes

And this is why you throw them in their bed, rather than just set them down on the floor, gentlemen.

Boo hoo grandma's sick so you have the time and effort to cook as normal but not do dishes?

Either get depressed for real and get takeout everyday or do your damn dishes.

Could you stop behaving like a bunch of socially inept neckbeards

>now i'm in a standoff with him where i am refusing to make any food or pick the dishes up off the floor because fuck that shit
Holy shit. You are both acting like retarded children.

Just leave him stupid roastie

there's probably a lot of truth to this because i can eat a lot of things with eggs as an ingredient like cakes and stuff and i've had asian soups at restaurants with an egg in them that i didn't realize before i ordered it and been fine

the puking and shitting kind of came on hard and fast (eggs were my number one go to food, mostly high quality pasture raised duck and chicken eggs, but i'm pretty sure the law is still that they must be sanitized and refrigerated)
i saw a doctor about it and he said it's more common than you think and that it will probably go away in a decade or so

bodies are weird, mang

A nigger cook?

find yourself a new butt buddy

I sort of wonder if she actually just posted a back story to try to sound interesting because it all sounds incredibly unrelated (or at least, unnecessary to mention) when asking for meals for one.

Otherwise, it's looking for attention/sympathy while disguising the post as wanting meals for one. This allows her to post her relationship problems on Veeky Forums where I guess it might be more popular or where she might attract a different crowd than a more suitable board. So far, hardly anyways has actually offered any suggestions for "meals for one".

OP, as another has said - you are also passive aggressive to complain about your boyfriend's behavior on Veeky Forums instead of discussing your problems directly with him.

Either you can both talk about your problems with one another and actually communicate - without being assholes, without being defensive, without attacking each other, without doing the silent treatment, without yelling or throwing things - and you can try to understand each other's perspective (i.e. he felt overwhelmed or unappreciated by the additional chores, you feel exhausted after trying to take care of your grandma, whatever) ...

Or you two can't talk rationally long enough to have real communication and then you shouldn't be together anyway and you should just split up. Not "you should leave him because he's an asshole" and not "he should leave you because you're a bitch" but if you can't communicate with one another with respect and understanding then you aren't good for one another.

If neither of you will suck it up and wash the dishes - that's pretty pathetic. I'd think for the sake of hygiene you'd AT LEAST wash your own damn dishes. Additionally, you didn't explain to what extent you have dirtied these dishes and left them. Did you leave food all over them that is now dried on? Did you rinse them?

Also:
Sandwiches of all kinds
Steak
Fried potatoes
Fried Chicken
Pancakes
French Toast
Stir-Fry
Tacos
Fajitas

tits or gtfo

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anyone who says otherwise is likely a nigger

fucking fat lazy fucker

do the dishes and dump him

is it that hard that we have to make all yer choices for you?

fucking fatties

> what are some meals for one i can make that don't require any dishes except a fry pan and maybe a knife?

This is a setup if I ever saw one. The punchline is: "Boyfriend liver."

Just do the dishes you bitch

he caved

is cleaning right now