Go to asian fusion place that has "bowls"

>go to asian fusion place that has "bowls"
>western vegetables + teriyaki chicken on a bed of brown rice

>go to some sort of hipster deli
>fucking kale and "thai spices" in everything

>go to sushi restaurant
>their main kind of "sushi" is high calorie rolls stuffed fake crab meat, sriracha sauce and mayonnaise

>go to popular fruit-themed chain restaurant
>server informs me that I was not actually supposed to open carry in the bar area, and calls the cops on me, scaring off my date

>go to popular burger chain
>newcomers are only given a few options, and the real menu is "secret"

>go to local italian restaurant
>entire menu is written in italian, the servers can't even pronounce it correctly, and no one knows what the fuck they're ordering so we all just fake it and order the "primavera"

FAT

FAT

>go to Mexican restaurant
>ask for mole
>they bring me grilled guinea pig

So how was the "primavera?"

Wall-E was a movie not an instruction manual

>he hasn't figured out what italian food is called from eating too much michelina's

faggot, I'll be over here enjoying my pomodoro.

>server informs me that I was not actually supposed to open carry in the bar area, and calls the cops on me, scaring off my date

/k/ as fuck, so why didn't you take her to Applebees if you were going to OC?
also. >fatty

Imagine being so fat that your wrist has a fold. That must take years of self abuse.

Why would you carry a gun into a restaurant? If you live in Detroit I understand.