What do you get at chipotle?

What do you get at chipotle?

Directions to a better fast food chain.

Chicken burrito, brown rice with no cilantro (go get it from the back), pinto beans, salsa roja, cheese, lettuce, sour cream.

If I'm eating it there I shake some chipotle tabasco on each bite, if I'm taking it to go I get an extra cup of hot salsa.

Ecoli

E.coli

Sometimes Listeria, sometimes salmonella.

Fpbp

I've only been twice. Once to check it out, and the second time to confirm it was as bad as I thought. Never going back. Burritos are for plebs anyways.

Chipotle meat ranked:
1. Chicken
2. Carnitas
3. Chorizo
4. Barbacoa
5. Steak
never even had the seitan/tofu shiz

and ar15 assault rifle with 20 clips and mercury bullets.

Steak burrito
White rice
Black beans
Pico
Red hot
Lettuce
Cheese

Mix it up, please. Thanks

>Bowl
>No meat
>No beans
>Lettuce
>Cheese
>Sour Cream
>Pour in Grapefruit soda
delicious

why would I go to chipotle when I can get guacamole for free at qdoba? chipotle also refuses to serve queso because they can't make it with non-GMO ingredients, which offends me on two levels because 1) I like queso and 2) few things irritate me more than fearmongering about GMOs

honestly though I'd rather go to a local place and get a plate of chile rellenos with free sopapillas after if I'm going to eat "mexican" food

>waahh no queso
aka: the manchild argument

>t. Chipotle shill

>Implying it isn't
>Barbacoa
>Carnitas
>Steak
>Chorizo
>Chicken

Out

Queso is bullshit. GMOs are bullshit. Your argument is bullshit.

Burrito
Brown Rice
Black Beans
Sofritas
Little bit of veg
Medium salsa
Little Sour Cream
Cheese
Lettuce

I don't really like Chipotle but this combo isn't so bad.

Diarrhea

>this
Extra cheese and keep the cilantro

Shitskin detected

Regardless of what I get, I always take a bottle of Tobasco with me.

All you black bean faggots need to leave, Pintos are the master race.

You're why we can't have nice things.

Why the fuck wouldnt you get both

>Pintos are the master race.
Said noone ever

the sofritas is pretty good, you should try it

>bowl
>tortilla on the side
>white rice
>half pinto half black
>carnitas
>cheese first, then
>corn
>lettuce
>eat with green tobasco or some guac from whoever was dumb enough to order a side.

Chicken burrito.

Maybe it's just the local branch, but the quality of the meat other than the chicken is terrible.

Specifically the texture. After biting into cartilage/gristle and undercooked meat, you just stick to chicken.

You're so white

Ecoli

Correct choice

>burrito
>white rice
>black beans
>half barbacoa, half carnitas
>hot sauce
>cheese
>corn
>lettuce
>sour cream

chicken is the only meat there that I've ever actually gotten a bit of gristle/cartilage from

>doesn't like the gristle when heating wings, thighs or legs.

You girlish manchild faggot. You're type is why the US hasn't won a war since WWII.

Don't get why people like the steak so much. It's almost always way too chewy for my liking. Carnitas master race

Carnitas and Barbacoa are the only two suitable for a burrito.
The chicken and steak should be shredded instead of burnt shitty chunks.

Steak burrito bowl, double steak
Brown rice, double
black beans, double
lettuce, double
cheese, double
sour cream, double
veg, double
medium salsa
well mixed
tortillas on side


> militarily dominate every single theater the US has engaged in since WWII
> Believing the memery

>tfw no chipotle in canada

Black bean bowl.

heartburn and extra food that
I don't want

I'd get out

Directions to a non-shit tier restaurant.

They're not burnt, they're seasoned. They CAN'T burn it, they come pre-cooked
chicken burrito with the not-black beans and white cilantro rice

This.
If you don't do a bowl with a burrito on the side you're doing it all wrong.
Half the time the people working there can't even roll it properly and you end up with a giant ball.

I've never had Chipotle.
What's the deal?

Decent fake mexican food for decent price that fills you up well and tastes great

Ever so slightly upscale white boi burrito joint that makes a big deal about how the source their shit (local, non-GMO, hormone free and the like). You're not missing a thing. As far as tasty goes your local joint run by Mexican immigrants can beat Chipotle handily, and for less $$. It's just upscale Americanized Mexican for concerned white people willing to pay more to avoid the stigma of eating fast food.

>fake mexican food
Let's just call it what it is. Tex Mex.

I ask if there's a Moe's nearby

>Moe's
So even more bland tasting boring burritos with wacky names?
I guess at least you get free chips and salsa.

> TFW I just eat it because I like it
> Le GMO boogeyman isn't real

Don't really care for it but their chorizo burrito is pretty good.

Cocaine

Fair enough. To me it doesn't taste nearly as good as anything you'd get at a real Mexican place and it's more expensive, so I just assume part of the allure is how ingredients are sourced. That's gotta be it for some of the customers - the whole feel good environmentalism thing.

I am a picky ass fuck

Bowl
-double chicken
-Cheese
- Light sour cream

I do not really like chipotle. Piada is 500x better.

e.coli
norovirus

You guys realize that shit was like a year ago and only at certain locations thanks to locally sourced produce.
Not even trying to defend them but people act so fucking paranoid about that shit still.

Their stock price has yet to recover, so obviously that shattered what confidence people had in them.

I normally like steak, even at places like Taco Bell. But Chipotle's is so fucking bad.

Has anyone here ordered a margarita at Chipotle? It seems so odd to me for a fast food restaurant to serve alcohol.

Bowl, no rice, pinto beans, fajitas, barbacoa, pico, sour cream, cheese, lettuce, sometimes guacamole

>It seems so odd to me for a fast food restaurant to serve alcohol.
Never ordered a drink at Chipotle, but as someone who doesn't drink soda I always thought it odd that fast food places didn't have at least beer as an option. Always struck me as kind of infantilized, even when I was a kid.

>Bowl to go
>Brown rice
>Black beans
>Carnitas
>Pico and extra hot salsa
>Sour cream
>Cheese
>Lettuce
>Guac if it's busy (a lot of times they'll forget to tell the cashier and I get it free)
>cup for water

You forgot
>fill water cup with soda

Only in America

I think it's closer to shitty white San Francisco food

Chicken burrito
Brown rice, no beans
Mild salsa
Corn
Sour cream, cheese, and lettuce

Ugh. That sounds like the order of a soccer mom.

How so, faggot?

Chicken, brown rice, fear of beans and love of dairy. Plus mild salsa. That screams middle aged white woman being adventurous to me.

my local chipotle put up a little sign saying "Don't get in hot water. Please don't fill water cups with soda." People still do it anyways because the drink fountain faces away from the main food counter.

Go here instead

You realize you're getting buttmad at someone making a joke about a soulless corporate chain fast food restaurant, right?

I bet you live in a shithole town

dunno never been

>no beans
yea, fuck non meat based proteins

A sofritas bowl with everything

>my local chipotle put up a little sign saying "Don't get in hot water. Please don't fill water cups with soda." People still do it anyways because the drink fountain faces away from the main food counter.
Yay, stealing! Do you admire all kinds of lawbreakers? Or just the ones that easily get away with it? I think that having a sign as a deterrent to what should be common sense morality should be enough, really. But, I guess it doesn't work for you that businesses deal with losses, and you don't deserve to have the nicety of get your own free refills being abused by the masses. When it goes behind the counter instead, you'll be sorry those around you are amoral.

OP, exponentially, there are few combinations that can be had at Chipotle. I think from a traditional mexican standpoint, vs the texmex side of it, the carnitas and barbacoa if not overshredded to strings, are kind of more comfy. The chicken and beef can be so overseasoned, so overchopped in dice, that you can't actually taste the beef or chicken anymore. So, it comes down to your health preference for white vs brown, favorite salsas and toppings, and whether you're in the mood to have a tortilla or 3, or none at all.

I don't find it weird to have a mexican beer with mexican food flavors, esp the chips and hot salsa. It's fine and not awkward. Not all Chipotles serve alcohol, however. Might come down to local ordinances, caps on bonds, and whether competing businesses nearby want to share the competition and allow another so close to have a license.

I get this too its fucking bomb as fuck

bowl
white rice
black beans
pinto beans
barbacoa
peppers + onions
mild salsa
medium salsa
corn salsa
sour cream
lettuce
bottle of tabasco chipotle hot sauce

>bowl
>half steak
>half barbacoa
>fajita veggies
>black beans
>white rice
>all the sauces
>lettuce
>cheese
>all the sauces
>extra corn salsa
>guacamole

Then I go home and mix it all up into a gross looking mix into a bowl.

I do this like twice a year.

Oh right, sour cream too.

>barbacoa
>brown rice
>veg
>corn salsa
>cheese

fuck you

> tfw conditioned to lick the boots of the multimillion dollar companies under the guise of morality

bowl
white rice
black beans
barbacoa (best meat coming through)
mild salsa
hot salsa
corn salsa
easy sour cream
lettuce

They literally cook the chicken on the big fucking grill right next to the front counter. Pretty sure the steak is pre-prepared, though.

>> tfw conditioned to lick the boots of the multimillion dollar companies under the guise of morality
If you lack the intellectual responsibility to justify your own beliefs, you have no right to claim my morality is some kind of conditioning or related to justification of some thefts over other thefts based on hatred of those who have more than you earned. You're not within your rights to justify one company deserves theft more than another. That's ludicrous logic. There's a lot of smart people in jail.

I was a juror in a Wal-Mart shoplifting case. We all know how everyone hates that company, but they'll be the first ones to prove you are amoral, and they do it 100% of the time for every single person who steals from them, incl the poor schmuck in the case I saw where they somehow cam up with a $200+ felony charge for someone who "allegedly" took a iPhone cover and some socks. But, smart people don't just decide not to steal based on odds of being caught, but because they are actually not a jerk. It takes a rich person to understand theft has consequences on everyone, from the price you pay for car or homeowners insurance (assuming you own anything), to the rates you pay for health care or sneakers or food.

back to /pol/, bootlicker

Sad to be such a corporate sycophant isn't it? What a poor, deluded fuckwad.

>they closed down the only ones near me
>closest is 2000 miles away
eat shit

Tbh I like both real Mexican food and gringo burritos. They're two distinct things, really.

what's it like?

the wifi password so i can look up better resteraunts

I get that. I don't even care for burritos - rather have tacos any day. Not really into the flour tortilla thing. If I'm in the mood for something wrapped in a flatbread I usually go Middle Eastern. When I'm in the mood for Mexican I wasnt something made from masa.

Rice, lettuce, cheese and sour cream... that'll be $12 sir.

> Sit at children's table plz.