Just a sad lonely Friday night dinner :(

Just a sad lonely Friday night dinner :(

Bald, huh user?

...

Christ, you're one of those faggots that has nothing better to do than scrutinize every pixel in a posted image. Did you not hear your mom calling to crawl out of her basement for your tendies? Fucking faggot.

I think that's the sandwich reflection

stay buttmad cue ball

>stay buttmad

Nah, I'll just enjoy the pussy that is into a man secure enough to shave their head.

>has food
>complains

I'm having candy for dinner for the next 4 days you spoiled faggot, go do something else.

Prove it

so this is why poor people get fat

Maybe buy chicken next time instead of candy you fat fuck

...

Not every candy consumer is obese.

...

>OP is having a sad lonely friday night dinner
>is bald

well I spotted the problem

That's the bread's reflection in the cup. How the fuck could OP's head even be reflecting in that specific spot?

Good god, another pixel analytic. Wtf do you guys do all day?

So, what's it like to be literally gay?

>SECURE ENOUGH
that's a fucking telltale sign of faggotdome if i've ever seen it

why are you drinking cottage cheese?

>sign of faggotdome

No, maestro, it's a sign of confidence in my masculinity that is palpable to the sensitivity receptors in women. The same reason why millennials are left with gaping mouth as a shaved head mf like me walks off with their lay.

How often does that actually happen, you walking meme?

I bet you had high hopes for this thread when you were making it.

You must must be so dissapointed.

...

He's not bald, that's his huge over hanging gut

...

these teriyaki fucking slim jims suck is all i know.lol jk, thx for the box.

...

Masturbate into the cottage cheese

...

Often enough to satisfy me you millennial manlet.

I'm 30 and I'm so handsome I literally have a list of girls to call to slam whatever kind of mood I'm in. Get Veeky Forums, faggot.

You're satisfied with it never ever happening? Well.. to each their own.

he posted on 4chans cooking subforum on a friday night

>le memes
I literally waxed my pubes 20 min ago for tonight

>he posted on 4chans cooking subforum on a friday night

...

joke's on you, that's all I can say

>subforum
Woaaahhhh I need to remember that word WOW it is so applicable

...

Oh, the gay salt sprinkling chef. NOW I've been put in my place.

...

>everyone lives in the same time zone as me

kek

What does this even mean? You're here too, fucko.

...

>I'm 30
if you weren't broken you'd've gotten married by now