You have 10 seconds to post a better frozen pizza

>Fork

It's like you are actively trying to trigger me.

Publix.

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Casa di Mama is objectively soggy disgusting shit.

The fact that they have to resort to sticking a bit of paper underneath the pizza just to make it cook borderline decent should tell you enough.

Do they have this in the US? I don't get frozen pizza very often, but I'd give it a try.

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Dr Oetker frozen pizza is sold under their Virtuoso and Ellio's brands in the US.

That it's hard to make a recipe for frozen fucking food that's pre-cooked to be heated properly?
i'm surprised frozen pizza exists at all with how different the cooking times should be

Tombstone pizza

>Dr Oetker frozen pizza is sold under their Virtuoso and Ellio's brands in the US.

That's because Dr. Oetker sounds like the beginning name of a snake oil medicine used to cure foot fungus.

What a shit name for a pizza company...

>american pizza

Don't talk shit about Oetker, he has a PhD.

It's good but I could eat 10 in a row and still feel hungry.

>a pizza company

I think the company is more of a consumer foods corporation like Nestle or Kraft instead of an out-and-out pizza company. Their presense in the US is mostly in confection baking products.

Sure you can, luke.

Dr.Oetker is dat nigga

He was also a Nazi.

>thick crust

You're welcome

as was pretty much anyone else in Germany during 1930s

Good stuff.

I used to buy these until I realized how expensive they were. The toppings were pretty good for a frozen pizza.

Reddit: the packaging

These are actually good. Only buy them on sale though

It works. Easily the most distinctly packaged frozen pizza in the freezer section.

>until I realized how expensive they were
you just look at the fucking label at the store

I love this brand but it's spendy, I get them when they are on sale these days

>Arguing over frozen pizza
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I want to die

That is such a bullshit, wrong, cop out. Plenty of Germans in the 1930's were not Nazi's. My granddad sure wasn't, he had to flee.

>My granddad sure wasn't, he had to flee.

Technically he wouldn't be IN Germany if he had to flee.

Kike

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Kikes invented to bomb that ended WW2, faggot

Also kosher dills

All frozen pizza is shit.

>bringing jewish slurs into a discussion of frozen pizza

I smell a stormfront comin' in, Hazel. Better batten' down the hatches.

wtf who eats pizza frozen are u guys retarded?

Because everyone has time to make a pizza from scratch right? Are you retarded? Do you not understand the convenience of frozen foods?

This.
If you're spending more than $2-3 on frozen pizza, then I'm lmaoing at your life

Love these. Crust is kind of hit or miss, but the sauce and toppings are superb.

Did not know they had a cheese one, but that looks like too much cheese. Their meatball and pepperoni one is the best

The kitchen in my apartment is mega tiny, so i usually just get frozen pizza or go out to the local pizzeria.

>please tell me for reals is this really as hot as people tell hot or just for local taste hot?

yeah it's pretty hot but it tastes like shit

He asked who eats the pizza frozen not who eats frozen pizzas. On another note i make dough and freeze that shit, still works when it thaws and its no effort to roll out some dough and make up a pizza. And is much better than frozen pizza

not even close

It's also the tackiest, I know frozen pizza isn't exactly classy in general but I'm not 13 anymore

is so much better

>not eating /ourguy/'s pizza

that mere image reeks of nu-male

>Kikes invented to bomb that ended WW2, faggot

I wonder why...

all consumer products marketed as hot come in two flavours:

1. tastes good, literally no heat
2. genuinely hot, tastes like garbage water

if you want hot food, make it yourself and dump a pile of cayenne pepper in it, you'll get better results.

Only problem is the uneven placement of toppings, so it takes a while to move things around before cooking.

I'm normally a Red Baron guy (well, not normally as I eat maybe 1-3 frozen pizzas per year) but when Freschetta goes on sale, I pick up one of those. I fucking love mushroom and spinach pizza.

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literally cant. best pizza.would be even better without the pesto.

who /buittoni/ here?

Say what you like but I survived off these for a while.

i love the ones from lidl, just adding some own toppings and shit's cheap and good

Dis nigga gets it, improv your poorfaggotry.

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I usually just grab whatever is on sale 2 for $n.

But dis shit good doe

Bagel bites is literally the best frozen pizza

amy's frozen pizza is the best.

This, us Totinos boys know whats up

Once, i bought a Dr. Oetker frozen mushroom pizza(2 pizzas in 1 box)
The topping was greasy, but the dough was pretty good
How did they even do this?
Also, the box was black i think

HOW IS IT BEING PICKED UP LIKE THAT
WHAT

Dr. Oetker confirmed to have dark powers.

Obviously

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American have shit taste

Dr. Oetker's fault.

It's German you retard

>It's German you retard
Nope, a German company catering to the rudimentary tastes of the stupid American market.

Is it true American schools serve pizzaburger hot dogs? What a travesty.

Disgusting.

Thats what your traitor commie faggot grandad deserved.

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posting this disgusting shit from aldi instead

Came here to post this

What kind of a Jack's rip off is that?

God, your such a failure. How old are you?

he's not wrong, your father was a communist pansy and traitor.

you say that like it's supposed to be a strike against him

Home Run Inn is one of the only frozen pizzas worth getting.

I bought this, I felt like trying something new.
It was fucking awful

i find the tomatoes are too sweet.

I also collect hubcaps. and really like seinfeld

The Nazi lost the war.
We can talk shit about them as much as we please.

You clearly don't have proper taste buds then

Leave this board you fucking pleb

cullinary circle from albertsons.

All these fucking posts, and no mention of Costco's frozen pizza.

They're not bad for 10$

Pretty decent size to them as well