WHAT CAN I MAKE WITH 5 DOZEN EGGS

WHAT CAN I MAKE WITH 5 DOZEN EGGS

I DONE BOUGHT TOO MANY EGGS

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heart disease

LIKE 2 KILOGRAMS OF OMELETTE

You can make Gaston's breakfast for one day.

Tag someone's house.

Deconstruct them.

Remove the yolks from the white and salt cure them until solid.
Whip the whites until they become a thick foam.
Pour the foam onto a plate, and grate the cured yolks over the foam as a garnish.
Serve with a side of 'go 'za and gay fruity cocktail drink.

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Are you an egg salesman?

Scramble them, omelet, use in baking, hard boil them, frittata, etc. Cone on user google recipes. Also donate a dozen to your neighbors or friends. There are some good donation apps you can use too.

>if you disagree with my unscientific claim you are a shill

Friend, I just posted a picture of my eggs. Are you high?

Oh you lucky dog

Make 4 batches of pickled eggs

I'm going to be sick

I've always been curious but never enough to try them. I have a feeling I'll throw up if I do. It may be an acquired taste.

Depends: do you like hard boiled eggs? Do you like pickles?

If yes to both, might be for you.

>a fact hurt my fee fees, therefore it's unscientific
>>>/tumblr/

I do, but separately. I'll give it a try one day, fuck it, whether I like or hate it at least I'll have tried it.

What was the fact?

quiche. make several varieties

>dat memory loss
Are all /pol/ crying SJWtards this retarded?

not an argument

learn to make french macarons. you will need 5 dozen egg whites to master it, but once you do you can sell them for mad dosh.

Use the yolks for homemade mayonnaise, holladaise, and various uses of creme anglais.

What does this even mean? If I disagree with an unscientific claim, isn't that a good thing?

sjwtard projectors are in full power mode as usual i see

Always a joy to see them getting BTFO on an hourly basis

not an argument

Yes. He called me a shill because I disagreed with his unscientific claim. That's why I told him to go to /pol/ where it's board culture to do precisely that.

That was me. I was joking about the fact that you are jumping out of your greasy seat to defend eggs for some reason. I find it funny.

>if you disagree with my unscientific claim you are shill

>if i reply last i win
Template sjwtard shitposting right here

>it's okay if I'm the one replying last to win though

Oh. Have a good night.

>it's okay if I'm the one replying last to win though

Learn what unscientific means dumb SJWtard. You'll have to get high school education first.

Saying eggs cause heart disease is unscientific.

Why? Because it hurts your feelings? Grow up.

Because it is untrue.

hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/eggs/
>Recent research has shown that moderate egg consumption—up to one a day—does not increase heart disease risk in healthy individuals (1, 2) and can be part of a healthy diet.

I agree with you. You're still autistic though.

>up to one a day
>therefore 5 dozen
Your math education ended before arithmetic?

drmcdougall.com/misc/2013nl/may/travis.htm

I highly doubt OP was talking about eating 5 dozen eggs, the equivalent of 6.6 pounds, in one day.

Man I don't even know why I asked this question here in the first place.

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low energy image. sad!

honestly if are OP and this was a serious thread i apologize for shitting it up. i thought this was a shitpost thread and treated it as such.

eggs will last from a month to a month and a half in the fridge without going bad so you should be fine. bake a lot, have a couple of eggs for breakfast every day, give some away, etc. you'll be fine.

He asked

>WHAT CAN I MAKE WITH 5 DOZEN EGGS

Heart disease can be made with 5 dozen eggs retard. A single fatty meal can do it to some degree

circ.ahajournals.org/content/23/1/55
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0002914996007606

Quiche and egg salad sandwiches.

Heart disease is not made by eggs. It is a complex biological process with many factors.

become the size of a barge

pic related, it's you

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not an argument

Where do you see an attempt at argument in my post? I'm merely making an observation. Don't gratify yourself by implying I would argue with a retard like you. Read a book.

many factors WOOOOW I bet you understand them all

samefag

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Calories, cholesterol, and saturated fat are independent risk factors when consumed in excess and are all found in eggs. Eggs can make heart disease

so are most foods according to that logic

Every food has cholesterol and sat fat?

i said most foods you illiterate faggot

Oh. Most foods have cholesterol and sat fat?

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yes.

unless you're a vegan cuck

Oh. So you just don't know what you're talking about. Okay.

not an argument

what did you pay for it? in Nevada I can get 5 dozen eggs for $4.50 at Sam's Club.

>not an argument
>the golden gun of a high schooler's debate

not an argument

>A single fatty meal can do it to some degree
well fuck

Okay. You said most foods have an appreciable amount of cholesterol and saturated fats. My argument is that you're a fucking idiot and cannot defend such a claim.

not an argument

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Nothing really. Do you want to talk about something else?

They're delicious, especially if you like vinegar spicy food

The fuck do eggs have to do with /pol/ or reddit?

nothing. /pol/tards are just easily triggered

I hate /pol/ but your the one sperging out. Don't you agree?

you're*

So we agree. Good.

how did you know

ooohhhh the little autism birdie told me

quiches and omlettes but please for the love of god don't use the yolks

Perfect omlette skill...make breakfast burritos out of, wrap in foil, and distribute to homeless on sunday.

dumbest fucking thread i've ever seen on Veeky Forums

Beet pickled eggs are GOAT!

You need to eat ALL the eggs.

The mother of all omelettes.

FIRST, PUT EM ALL IN A BOWL
THEN YOU MIX THE FUCK OUT OF THEM

do like the fit user 36 hard boiled egg whites a day and 2 multi vitamins (if you want to cut.)

zabaglione

They're damn good. Salty, vinegar soaked eggs. Whats not to love?

Right? I know I'm headed to McDonald's for a quarter pounder with cheese, hot fresh fries, and an ice cold coca-cola!

the tism ITT is amazing

Some butterscotch pudding would use up 3 yolks. More if you're like me and make too much because you're craving it.

>not the McChicken
You know what to do.

Pickled eggs make a tasty, though rubbery, egg salad for sandwiches.
Colorful little buggers too.

>omelettes
>quiche
>hash+poached egg
>stuff with custard (ice cream, french toast, creme brulees...)
>meringue. Lemon meringue pie, pavlova, etc
>souffles


You can also separate them and freeze the resulting yolks and whites separately. These both freeze REALLY well and if you do much baking having a bunch of yolks and whites on hand already whenever you need them can be fairly handy.

GAINZ

Find a prostitute and make her eat them all.

Break the record

youtube.com/watch?v=DQzuQ8Hve-Y

Seperate all the yolks and whites. Make largest smiley face eggs or other image with egg.

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glad that car accident fucked his shit back to reality