Go to allrecipes

Lol didn't even see that . Amazing

King cake for Mardi Gras

Another winner why do some people think their food is worth uploading.

The best Parmesan chicken bake

Wake up, see this in Valentine's Day what do

Lol that looks like abortion after mass

That literally looks EXACTLY like my boyfriend's o-ring after a couple hours in a Mardi Gras or St. Patrick's Day glory hole.

We go to a local fag bar for festivities a few times a year and he gets me to die his ass and asshole area with food coloring. The boys go wild for it, makes me proud =)

Then I get to lick the "icing" off mmmmm boy

>after mass
for all intensive purposes, you dumb

Get your chips ready boys

Poors, flyovers, and people who've never cooked before, yeah.

oh I uh forgot my chips Diane, sorry it looks great though (hides Tostitos behind back)

All things aside, I could see bacon being an ok garnish. Avocados need salt as it is.

You right , I'm sorry I put the wrong descriptive word , please don't let it ruin you day.

I browse for inspiration on what to cook for dinner, and then I come up with something myself.

I heard crumbling in the back on your shirt what do you have there user

Holy fuck these are hilarious. Here is a big time bump for this thread. I'm cracking up. I swear, some people are so delusional it gets to be unbelievable. I don't care much about plating and stuff, I just made this huge delicious scramble for breakfast for myself, but I sure as fuck am not gonna take pictures and post it online or my social media or something like that. Are these people's lives so pathetic that these are their daily or weekly achievements? God damn it's nice to know how much better I am than most people.

Might as well contribute. The layout isn't as good from a laptop.

Beef stroganoff

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This is another one from Dorito Caasserole. The username is Piper's Mommy.

Poor, poor Piper....

A bag of Doritos
>my kids ask for it all the time
>kids
Jesus Christ WTF proud of Doritos casserole

It's nothing just uh my uh fanny pack.

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please don't make me eat this Diane.

Addictive Sesame Chicken

mapled ham

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I can't believe people would feed their kids this garbage. I'd like to think it's a rare occurrence for Piper, but I don't think so.

I don't get it, it's just a bowl of guacamole?

People actually followed recipe and gave it 5 stars

>guacamole
>pureed avocado

"People"

Another one

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Is....is it sad?

You're just lucky I had my morning coffee right before reading your post =)

Someone who posts this shit on AllRecipes. It was her only picture on her profile. This literally could be her crowning achievement. I can't imagine if this is something she's proud of enough to take a picture and post, what she usually feeds that poor son of a bitch Piper on a regular basis. Garbage homemade shit and fast food constantly. That kid is probably fat as fuck and has frosted tips. I can feel it.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Feel bad for you if this is acceptable guacamole

Jesus where are the sesame seeds?

Holy fuck, all of this makes me so fucking sad.

It's not even how bad the presentation is, it's how much pride they take in cooking with overly processed shit.

Mommy's Surprise

hard boiled egg casserole

What's the surprise?

>tfw I make ground beef for tacos, put that shit over some fritos in a bowl, add in shredded lettuce, sour cream, hot sauce, salsa, tomatoes, and cheese and mix it all up

And I KNOW it's bad and shameful and no one else knows I do this, but god damn, these people.

The fact it's passed down.
allrecipes.com/recipe/46568/mommys-surprise/?internalSource=hub recipe&referringContentType=search results&clickId=cardslot 1

Doing something like that isn't particularly shameful.

Taking pride in it and posting it online is.

It's not that there's necessarily anything wrong with making this low-effort, shitty food. Most of it probably does taste fine. It's just the fact that these people are so proud about it they feel the need to broadcast it on the internet. You have to wonder what sort of shit they consider standard if this is their fancy stuff.

The reviews are depressing too:

>This was alright. It wasn't as good as I expected
>It wasn't as good as I expected

I'll accept guacamole if it's just crushed avocado, salt, and some lime juice. Anything else is great but unnecessary. Maybe you guys just can't handle the taste of avocado without it being masked by a load of other shit?

Mommy's Sweet Carrot Milk

crushed or mashed, sure. Not smoothly pureed though.

Not bad actually.

This name sounds weirdly sexual to me

How do you know it's been pureed? I can still see chunks. Maybe the avocado was overripe?

But in the context of this thread that is actually a pretty depressing guacamole.

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>I probably will not be making this again.

looks like you just dumped motor oil on it

tamago

Is this real ? Lol wtf

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Are they mushrooms or are they rocks

Stuffed peppers?

Lol where is the pepper

Is that a vagina

>using a can of clam chowder to make clam chowder

Who takes a picture of this shit? Jesus.

This. This is the worst part about all of this.

>a clearly dry bay leaf
D-did they add that as a garnish or something?

>People who make 'home made' recipes but they use canned food for 90% of it and just throw it together

Should I be scared to know what her beef Wellington looks like?

mfw I picture her pronouncing it "wellintons"
"I seen the recipe for these wellintons on a websait"

pls no bully

jfc I couldn't find just one god awful one here and I barely made a dent into the album.

allrecipes.com/recipe/223042/chicken-parmesan/

Is chicken parm not supposed to have a light/golden brown crust?

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As someone from the South (near to the birthplace of Mardi Gras) I want to find that bitch and slap some taste into her mouth.

Social media-esque sites like those are echo chambers filled to the brim with self-esteem fags who all champion one another for trying their best.

This cannot be real. I lost my sides to this

Yes! I was in mobile for 5 years and got to appreciate the cakes and tradition this was just bad

>Hey, uh, would you mind not grabbing another cookie? I don't think everyone's had one yet.
>*is this nigga serious?*

>when the garnish is what triggers you the most about this dish
it truly is a monstrosity

it looks as dry as the vagina on this bitch

Haha the more I read this then look at the image the funnier it gets

It's like Chris Farley in drag.

How can you tell if a Veeky Forums poster is gay?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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That is a very well put together statement.

Thank you very much. Your trips have been checked

>"This is a great hot sandwich that is easy to prepare, and can be frozen to enjoy later!"

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Aftermath is one word, nigger.

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