Has anyone ever cooked an Ostrich egg?

Has anyone ever cooked an Ostrich egg?

They are sometimes sold here at a Farmers Market, and the only time I saw anyone work them is by throwing them in a bed of hot ambers, but I aint about that life here.

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Could an egg that size be boiled?

with a big pot

for emu

Underrated

you guys do know egg white is basically cum right?

and cow milk is basically 50% pus?
promptly fuck off

It's actually modified sweat.

Have you ever had an ostrich burger?

They say it's less fatty, but you eat more of it.

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I watched that episode just last night.

Moments like these are why we should keep on living.

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My mom used to use them to make quiche and frittata. They're good but I'm not sure if they're worth the price.

samefag

is that paul atreides?

Had some only once a long time ago, just one fed 5 people with extra left over. iirc, we just made it into breakfast burritos with your usual additions like bell pepper, onion, sausage etc... It tasted like regular egg to me, though thats probably the outcome of how we ate it. You could probably taste a difference eating it by itself

Think up better scare tactics, petafag

Cook it and get it right in front of the mother. This will assure your dominance over her and she will allow you to breed her whenever you want.

How can it be underrated when at the time there had been no further posts? In the end it got quite a large amount of (you)s for the threads current size. Given the derivative meme nature it is certainly an enjoyable if OVERRATED post.

Hold your tongue next time, cunt ;)

I've always heard making a cake with ostrich eggs was delicious

>2017
>noko

What? That sounds digusting

Keith Floyd did. In front of a herd of fucking ostriches. Like a boss.

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For real if there was anything incredible about Ostrich Eggs there'd surely be the great chefs using it in dishes.

I fucking love Keith

Given the poster count there's at worst two instances of samefaggotry

Marvelous. It ends with the ostriches wrecking everything.

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>he spends his time lurking and documenting posts on a Ukrainian clock making forum

Why don't they sell them at my local grocery store?

I've shit bigger eggs than that son

All eggs taste the same to me

I still drink a whole bottle of wine on his birthday in memory of this magnificent bastard.

If you drink a bottle of wine every day it doesn't count

that is just too fucking epic

You have to go back.

wtf I hate eggs now!

I don't get it

Thanks user, that really helped to break me out of my melancholic mood.

Spectacular.

Howling

It's the president's son.

kys /brit/