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Your dog puked

i literally can't

Literally?

The paper plate.

>not breaking out the fine Chinet for this glorious dish

Onions chopped too big.
Meat is cubed?
No herbs in your seasoning.
looks like shit

color

Why don't you guys like it

Poor presentation, no garnish, possibly aids infested.

Looks like you opened a can of tomato sauce on top of noodles and mixed them together senpai.

I tried really hard on it

i mean it's ok
but it can be better
and then we'd like it better than we do now!!...

No freshly grated Parmesan, and no cheap Italian table wine.

I'll forgive you for no anti-pasta, but the first two are unforgiveable...

Not a fan of the purple swirlies on the plate, a little too feminine for the dish.
>id eat it

Is that tofu?

You didn't break the pasta before you cooked it.

using spaghetti and not a thinner pasta.

ogre sized onions

Yum

>purple swirlies
You can say "paisley motif", user. No one will think you're gay. Unless you're... you're not American are you? Hahaha, oh user.

What's wrong with being gay

Tognue

Looks like Billy Gaytard made it