British """cookies""""

>British """cookies""""

>American """gravy"""

That's a biscuit. America seems to waste the word biscuit on bread rolls, instead of using the English language correctly.

It's so good

>can't pronounce the letta "R" in a word unless it's not there.
>speaking English properly

Sure but why are you so obsessed?

>1.7g sugar

how can this even be a 'cookie' m8

It sure as hell isn't gravy though.

It's a fucking cracker. Those stupid cunts call crackers cookies lmao. Sad!

Any non idiot will make it with sausage juices my brother. Only fags will not include meat and meat juice

It's a BISCUIT you cunts

It doesn't look like the delicious brown gravy we eat in Bongland because it's made with sausages and thickened with an uncooked white roux. I'm sure it tastes delicious, but you wouldn't want it on your Sunday roast.

>can't tell the difference between a biscuit and a cookie
>everyone is now jonathan ross
>getting shitty at people about their accent...
>on an image board

>made with meat juices
>thickened with flour
I'm curious as to how exactly you think sausage gravy is made

this is a biscuit.

OPs pic is a sweetened cracker.

And these are dinner rolls, not biscuits.

Big talk from a country that pronounces D as T. Or pronounces squirrel and mirror like they have brain damage.

>I saw a skwerl in the meeer!

>images.duckduckgo.com.jpg

>English "muffins"

>waah waah a different country uses a different dialect and even though I know exactly what it means it makes me ANGERY, there can only be one way to say things and it has to be mine

Autism.

>t. Queen Elizabeth II

You're on the wrong website

It's skwer-ill and meer-er, you dumb chav.

>In America
>In restaurant with girl serving us
>Ask for a glass of water
>"A glass of what?"
>A glass of water
>"of what?"
>*sigh* a glass of wadder please.
>"Oh a glass of wadder sure!"

i bet you sounded like oliver twist when you did it

That's a nice scone.

Unless you were pronouncing it like 'waitor' there's no way the waitress didn't know what you were trying to say

It's not like anyone would make something up on the internet!

>Shitting on Rich Teas

You are the worst kind of cunt.

That's a scone you cunt.

...

Rich teas are absolute pleb tier and the only reason I'm defending them is because a fucking septic made fun of them.
The true patrician biscuit is either the HobNob or the Fig Roll.

consider this: garibaldis

Those chips aren't chips, they're still fries. Chips are much fatter and shorter.

Fires is only really used by US companies spreading over to the UK. I've never heard anyone refer to them as anything but chips. The McDonalds fries are sometimes called 'skinny chips' around where I live instead because they're so much thinner than our regular chips.

You're doing it wrong

Ah fuck I love fig rolls

>he sees a squirrel when he looks in the mirror
Nigga you a squirrel

Fig rolls are Beelzebub's own biscuit.

If it's not these, then it's not Bristol fashion.

Get off Veeky Forums aaron

Whadever

Those are tea biscuits you goddamn heathen

>I'll throw out my worthless opinion temporarily on account of some meanie words on t'internet

State of you cunt. Fig rolls are for poofs and fat women, which are you?

Put some jam on that cunt and its ready to go