Here we have a gourmet poppy seed bagel

Here we have a gourmet poppy seed bagel.

Enjoy popping positive for opium.

that looks like the most soulless bagel I have ever seen

And they all fell off when you went to cut it in half

i would shove my dick through its hole i bet it would be the best ever

how does a poppy seed stick to a bagel? thats fuckin magical

theres got to be some poppy seed glue out there!

either that or they're adhesive on one side

I can't tell is that bagel is trying to imitate Ziggy Stardust or KISS.

I prefer the superior everything bagel
Truly a patrician snack, for me.

You put the poppy seeds on it before baking

thanks seinfeld, but the 90s were almost two decades ago and we've improved opioid testing since then

also
sesame seed>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>poppy seed

What the hell is a poppy-me!

Was it worth the invasion of Afghanistan?

God damn you, OP. I'm stuck in Taiwan where poppyseeds are illegal. Not joking.

Dunkin donuts?

>gourmet
>its not artisan

no thank you.

Wanna tongue that butt

Dirty pop

this

>how does a poppy seed stick to a bagel?
You are aware that bagels are boiled before they're sprinkled with/dumped on poppy seeds?

Both are equally pretentious one is just more fashionable in 0002 TCY

it was a mitch hedberg joke, dummy

You'd probably fit, too.