Here we have a gourmet poppy seed bagel.
Here we have a gourmet poppy seed bagel
Enjoy popping positive for opium.
that looks like the most soulless bagel I have ever seen
And they all fell off when you went to cut it in half
i would shove my dick through its hole i bet it would be the best ever
how does a poppy seed stick to a bagel? thats fuckin magical
theres got to be some poppy seed glue out there!
either that or they're adhesive on one side
I can't tell is that bagel is trying to imitate Ziggy Stardust or KISS.
I prefer the superior everything bagel
Truly a patrician snack, for me.
You put the poppy seeds on it before baking
thanks seinfeld, but the 90s were almost two decades ago and we've improved opioid testing since then
also
sesame seed>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>poppy seed
What the hell is a poppy-me!
Was it worth the invasion of Afghanistan?
God damn you, OP. I'm stuck in Taiwan where poppyseeds are illegal. Not joking.
Dunkin donuts?
>gourmet
>its not artisan
no thank you.
Wanna tongue that butt
Dirty pop
this
>how does a poppy seed stick to a bagel?
You are aware that bagels are boiled before they're sprinkled with/dumped on poppy seeds?
Both are equally pretentious one is just more fashionable in 0002 TCY
it was a mitch hedberg joke, dummy
You'd probably fit, too.