If America were a dish, what would its ingredients be?

If America were a dish, what would its ingredients be?

I'll start:

>High-fructose corn syrup

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A melting pot

Literally you're obsessed. Why bother?

It'd be a hotdish.
>casserole fags are cancer

>Textured soy protein

Yet another obsession thread. Sad!

Obsessed.

>Chocolaty flavored chips (which can't legally be called chocolate because they contain no cocoa butter)

Chili with beans

Haven't been on in a few months, is this a new buzzword?

>Made in a peanut-free facility

Black powder, apples, so it's going to be a pie flavored milkshake or some ice cream.

Yeah and then they reply with "OBESSED." It's a riot!

burger

Yep, but the eurotards brought this upon themselves when they just couldn't stop making threads about America.

For me it's the McChicken.

Many such cases!!!

>Salted caramel
>Sriracha
>Artificial birthday cake flavor

A big bowl of macaroni and cheese

Fat and sugar

shit, corn syroup and coke. Also watermelon with chicken full of aids, antibiotics and growth hormones. Everything Extra large.

2 sticks of butter

freedom!

Bleached meat
Hfcs
Msg
Salt in excessive quantities

Cheese product
Soy protein

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Cheezewizzz

Sounds like you're talking about Japan.

Cripplingly obsessed.

It would ofcourse be a pizza, because America made pizza great. We wouldn't have 10 Turkish pizza places in this small city without you guys' cultural influence.

It's will be Chicago deep dish, filled with corn, hotdog sausages, green bellpeppers and the cheese would be the same cheese loaf as is the government cheese. Topped with nachos and salsa and served with ranch dressing.

pickles!

Turkish "pizza" is nothing like American pizza. Enjoy your cooked cat.

The fda

>If America were a dish, what would its ingredients be?
autism inducing vaccines

You missed the point, Billy-Bob.

One heaping serving of obsession

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Whatever its ingredients it would be disgustingly unhealthy.

>every type of hydrogenated oil ever created

Cool tangy ranch dressing.

>make threads about America daily
>talk about America daily
>have talked about America more in the past 5 months than they ever have talked about their own shithole
Hardly a buzzword when it's true.