Be american

what?

i legitimately don't understand your shitpost.

>be American
>have to drive to Wal-Mart for my morning shit

>be american
>rule the world

>be european
>get cucked by Mohammad and jamal

as soon as you start eating a big mac the middle starts slipping out the back. we made need some toothpicks our metal staples.

>be American
>plane flies into office window

>be australian
>drinky from winky

LIKE LITERALLY WTF LMAO

>american education

>be American
>just got back from Wal-Mart for my daily shart
>putting on sneakers before I go to bed
>get hit by stray bullet from nearby mass shooting
>paramedics don't take me to hospital because I forgot to tip
>just needed some stitches and antibiotics
>hospital bill $700,000

Do australians really do this?

>die after waiting for 10 hours in an ambulance as the road was blocked by protesters
>family has to pay $700,000 hospital bill

>>have to wake up at 5:30 microwave time to butter my vegetables

Literally sub-human trash

Kek

You can trace an obese ass of the divine mother back to Africa, my blood

>be Canadian
>have to be home by 8pm to prep my wife's bull

Hey! it's my wife's dog, get your facts right eh.

America seems to master everything europe does

OP was on reddit yesterday and found this post

2001 called, it want's it's meme back.

>time to butter my vegetables

Yes having butter with vegetables causes your body to adsorb the nutrients more effectively, I am not even joking look it up euro faggot.

Does Rum have more calories than other Liquor? It's made out of sugar.

Europe is better at being a cuck and allowing refugees to run wild

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since you know how to get there take OP with you

I moderate /r/Veeky Forums, it is entirely reasonable that I browse both sites

You can eat a dick with your elitism

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It's really not. Please go, know that even average users like myself don't want you here.

make me you fags :^)

America is better at being cuck and allowing Jews to run wild

Microwave time kek

Ewww don't say stuff like that

I have never had a well-done steak. Is it worth trying at least once?

Faggot

>not glazing your veggies in butter and the veggies essence

literally killyourself

do you like pot roast? then maybe

If the trade-off is between Jews and Arabs, I'll take Jews any day.

I couldn't stress this enough, but you really need to fucking kill yourself you fucking faggot redditor scum holy shit

Two walnut halves is all you need, limp dick.

I think you have enough nutrients already, tubby

Ackchyually...

The average estadounidense is deficient in seven nutrients. Fat people can be starving for nutrients while at an energy surplus, because the foods they eat are so nutrient poor.