My Muslim friend is a notoriously picky eater who doesn't want to try any pork. What delicious pork dishes can I secretly feed to him that will change his mind?
My Muslim friend is a notoriously picky eater who doesn't want to try any pork...
Luke Ross
Adam Lee
Just cook things in lard.
Pie
Buttermilk bicuits
eggs.
corn bread
fried fish
fried chicken
etc etc
hell fry a twinkie it counts as both not food and forbidden.
Asher Wilson
karah prasad
inb4 it would have been ok if the guy really had been a muslim
Lincoln Myers
You're asking to be shot, m8.
Mason Clark
Stop living your life like a Seinfeld episode, faggot
Charles Edwards
okay but who fucking cares
Aaron Perez
i know this is bait but that dude is a sikh
Lincoln Thomas
They're vegetarians, right? Looks pretty good.
David Jones
not necessarily, the way i've had it explained is that they can eat whet they want so long as their meat isn't halal but many choose vegetarian
not that a veggie sikh diet would be hard to stick to, the foods amazing
Thomas Myers
Remember, don't concern yourself with what others like to eat and don't be concerned about what others think about what you are consuming. So long as you enjoy your food, have no worries! Your life will be much happier that way.
Hunter Barnes
I know this is probably a troll post but I actually agree with the general sentiment. Fuck people's preferences when it comes to food. You're wrong. It's all nonsense. Onions are great. Mayo is great. Meat is great. And you're going to fucking eat all three of these whether you like it or not because taste isn't as subjective as these brain dead liberals want you to believe. It's like people that say McDonald's tastes terrible even though their flavor profile was scientifically engineered around the human brain. It's not up for debate.
Gabriel Brooks
this
Nolan Long
I have a Muslim friend who eats pork. He always tells me that he's going to hell, kek.
Aaron Sullivan
That's a sihk you uneducated fool
Luis Wright
op was trying to incite a /pol/ shitfest related to this incident:
washingtonpost.com
but was unsuccessful because everyone on Veeky Forums right now is drunk as fuck and isn't reading the news
Jaxon Edwards
What's the deal with hijabs?
Dominic Nelson
The act of consuming pork itself isn't really haram, you need to consciously do it. So being tricked into eating pork products isn't a sin.
Isaiah Stewart
You aren't really his friend if you do this
James Long
That man is a Sikh.
I hope you are murdered.
Julian Mitchell
Tbf sikhs look and sound like muslims
Elijah Peterson
This dude is a based Sikh, not some degenerate Mudslime. Be gone with you.
Easton Gutierrez
Bacon and eggs