Why aren't you eating the breakfast of champions?

Why aren't you eating the breakfast of champions?

cause i like doing coke at night.

how did you manage to burn the toast so specifically?

it's spreadable char

Like that shit in urns?!?

>op covering his toast with burnt grease scraped off his grill
>champion

that's ash, which is when you overcook your char

Just tried it today, not bad but I was hoping to have my mind blown with how much good I've heard of it

It's poop

Could I just add water to the ash and still get char, or are the essential oils gone?

you COULD, but it's best to add tallow. Getting the consistency right makes it a hassle, so most people just start again.

It's Vegemite you retards

I've heard Germans used to be terrible cooks.

Looks more like Marmite, faggot.

You must be so cultured

>Marmite
>Spread that thinly

Yeah, you sure know your spreads, genius

But it's not Marmite, it's Vegemite, faggot

Do you even bow to the queen? It's Marmite.

No, fuck the Queen. It's Vegemite, because I am OP and I'm the one who spread it on my toast

Best post that shit with a timestamp, you cunt.

Too late, I've already eaten it. I can post a pic of my Vegemite jar if it makes you feel any better, cunt

Why would I need a timestamp of an already debated pic, yes, the jar you daft cunt.

You don't believe that people eat vegemite?

Wat? Is this bogan logic?

I don't even know what a bogan is

you've entered an australian fight best get out while you can

becauce marmite is better than that shit that isnt even made in australia anymore

it's an acquired taste. It gets better

NZ Marmite is GOAT.
T. resident of best country

So you enjoy NZ Marmite but live in Norway?

>Norway
did you mean america?

A simple Google will give you the answer.
USA has too many stinky blacks and 3rd world cities.

I would love to live in Norway for the record but my town is just perfect and I'm afraid of change

Fuck off

Developed in Melbourne from brewers yeast in Vegemite became a favourite onAustralianbreakfast tables. Vegemite was originally Fred Walker Company, which became Kraft Walker Foods. It is now owned by US confectionary company Mondelēz International, but is still manufactured in Port Melbourne.

That info is now wrong because Bega cheese just recently bought Vegemite back off the seppos