Scotland

After a weekend of lots of narcotics, heroin, speed, booze and weed I'd eat that.

then dont eat too much of it

I'm skinny as shit and have eaten things worse than that. Like the time I ate half a large BBQ chicken pizza plus bread sticks and soda, and cinnamon sticks for dessert. It's fine if you don't do it often, you fucking health spastics.

scoff all you want, a pizza crunch is a nice treat

a lot easier to manage if you have self control which is a bit foreign to the english and amerifats

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nice infographic m8, got one that's not from 3 years ago or from biased sources?

wait, does that mean 28% of the 65% that are overweight are so overweight they are obese.
Or are they saying 65% are overweight and an additional 28% are obese?

I can't into graphics.

Here ya go!

gov.scot/Topics/Statistics/Browse/Health/TrendObesity

Need any more information on the subject?

I had one or two of these years ago, it's not as bad as it looks. Need to start with a decent pizza though, had a plain cheese and it was bad

>BMI
dropped

I fucking LOVE IT when people under the age of 22 give advice about eating and metabolism.

I'm fit but I have to work hard as fuck to keep it that way. Cardio every day. Everyone hits a point when freakish metabolism slows down

pretty much this. it's easy to be skinny when you're young. once you hit mid 20s you just can't eat like you used to.

yeah show me how these figures are worse than the uk overall and anywhere near american numbers

why even bother? it's bmi. anybody who works out is concerned overweight because muscle is denser than fat. it assumes all the weight is fat and no muscle

Speak for yourselves, I'm about to hit 28 and still struggle to gain weight. Am 77,5kg and 183cm now and my goal is around 85kg, but my body just naturally tries to bring it down to 75kg.

then work out and eat a lot. not hard

im 195lbs at 179cm used to be 160 last year

Why are you trying to gain weight?

not him but prolly tired of being spooky skeleton.. problem is genetics will fuck you over. that will just go your stomach not your wrists or anywhere you want it to go

I'm 25 and yeah, my metabolism has slowed which is why I don't eat like that all the time anymore. Not even once a month, and I have a very physically demanding job, and the niggers in this thread are acting like you have to be 300 lbs to eat stuff like this. Get off your high horse.

well to be fair if you were a jobless neet trolling on Veeky Forums all day this would make you fat

I do eat 2-3 warm meals a day + snacks (fruits, nuts, eggs). I still can chuck down all beers and pizzas I want and it never shows.

Trying to get a bit beefier.

I do workout, hit the gym 3-4 times a week on average. Don't do much cardio expect for the warm-ups, but I do walk pretty much everywhere I go to.

>quarter cup of vegetable oil
>treat

>Trying to get a bit beefier.
have you tried eating more than you feel comfortable eating?
because you aren't eating enough to maintain a weight above 75kg.

Are you ingesting it? No.

>i eat 2-3 meals a day why aren't I gaining weight
Because you're eating normally you fucking idiot.

Scottish people need to eat hot eat fatty food to live through the winter, its cold and dark, there is only small part of the day when it is daylight in which time they can eat something, there is no time to lounge about eating salads and grapes and comparing desserts time is spent hiding from the cold or by getting strong ie swiming in the north sea and playing rugby.

am scot, can confirm.

>working out

is not the middle ages anymore you fat fuck

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someone hasn't been to an England V Scotland rugby game...

Yep, this is true. I'm 31 now and gaining weight even though I'm broke and can rarely eat what i'd like, never full, often hungry when i go to sleep.
Beer? haha forget about it, a few cases a month and i'd be a fat fuck. Used to down like 10 a night when i was in my 20's working with alkies.

Holy shit user you ate an entire half?

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>Be me
>Scottish
>Go into local chippy, order a haggis supper, pizza crunch, pickle and a snickers (deep fried)
>Easily over 3000 calories
>Walk back home through standard summer weather
>Get in, place soaking wet food on radiator to dry out and warm back up
>Open a bottle of co-op brand blended whisky
>2 hours later - eat it
>Turn central heating off, sheer amount of fat consumed is warming enough
>Throw some more whisky in the telly, attempt to get BBC 1
>Fail to get BBC1, blame virgin media
>Look through DVD collection
>Find old Celtic Vs The Huns game from 2001
>Watch, remember that the Huns won this game
>Throw bottle of Guinness at telly, smash the screen, blame the Irish.
>Go to the pub, spend £50 on cheap lager and a packet of peanuts - dry roasted
>Stagger back home, throw up all over the cats bed, laugh at him, calling him a fucking welsh sheep shagging cunt.
>Have a final glass of bucky and a can of irn bru before bed
>Curl up with a donner kebab, left on the water boiler to keep warm from the night before.
>Finish my kebab, except the salad
>Fall asleep
>"Anyone but fucking England"

Amerifats get their deep frying tradition from the Scots.

If it was only one or two, how do you not remember which it was? You either had one or you had two. It's not like it was 43 or 44 of them and hard to remember. Did you just have a single one or did you have two?

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This.

That's a lovely happy looking doggo.

waht's thes fookn raysest shet
foken anglisch, SEN' THEM HOOMWARD TAE THENK AGEN
Sco'esh an' EUROPEEN nae Sco'esh an' Bre'esh, praise Mel Gibson ok
[voting for people named after fish intensifies]

>Looks pretty tasty
oil isn't tasty. Fucking degenerate bag of lard.

Look at this enraged obese pigs. And laugh. you aren't like them, and suddenly life feels good.

speak for yourself. my metabolism is pretty fucking shite and I'm 22. The ONLY thing I process "freakishly" is alcahol which just makes me fatter.

looks like pizza hut

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Do Americans really eat this?

It is a "traditional" scottish thing, some of it is nice in small portions rarely.

Last time I went I had a battered mars bar, it was actually really nice but so sickening

>health spastics
Not even that, just fat people who don't get how weight works.

>Not honey roasted peanuts

Get tae fuck.

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For some reason, I imagined he was sloppily dipping the pizza into a vat of mayonnaise

I bet you're a Tory

Battered Mars Bars are pretty much a tourist meme and most locals won't sell them.

More Yorkshire than Scottish desu senpai

I did that once, it tasted really really good, but was also almost as filling as a whole meal.

>Deep frying bread

Why not eat it as is? Does it really taste better?

They are really shit pizzas, you wouldn't eat them otherwise

This is not true. I gained weight at 22 due to antidepressants and other shit (also alcohol played a factor) had I still been eating and exercising like I did when I was younger I'd still be skinny.

People who stay skinny don't have good genes, they watch what they eat.

Woah HALF A PIZZA get this fuck to an insane asylum

>this isn't true because my specific case that obviously isn't normal
fuck off. this post was just an excuse to talk about your meds

t. retard

>m-muh metabolism

That's not how it works you fucking idiots.

>.scot
didn't even know this was a thing

Independence when?

t. fatty

>half a pizza

livin dangerously

I hate scoring chip shops everything tastes the same sort of greasy meaty

Try not going to shit chippies

I deep fried a Freddo once. Wasn't worth it desu.

The fact that you think eating an entire pizza to yourself in one sitting is acceptable or normal behaviour is pretty telling

Depends on the size of the pizza

go eat some haggus fatty.

while your at it, prove you're not fat.

fatty

Try not being a lazy faggot then. There's nothing wrong with eating like a pig every once in a while. Make sure you lift and do some cardio and you are sound.

I haven't indulged in pizza much at all since losing weight and focusing on fitness, but how socially isolated are you that you consider eating a whole pizza in one sitting abnormal or unacceptable?

Not everybody associates with fatasses or white trash, user.

- Scotland

>Scotland

By"fattasses and white trash" you mean basically normal people who are relatively healthy and successful?

Then again I am only from the UK so I'm talking 9-12" pizzas. Maybe the US has a different size for an average pizza.

>Scotland

A medium one topping 12" pizza has nearly all of your daily calories.

(and twice your recommended sodium)

I remember reading that Scotland has the lowest life expectancy in the EU, is that true?

Would definitely try all the deep fried stuff posted here, that pizza doesn't look like it'd be good any other way besides deep frying

who /friedicecream/ here

And? People can and do eat absurdly unhealthy meals infrequently while still maintaining a relatively healthy lifestyle.

It clearly isn't abnormal and I see no point in labeling it "unacceptable".

do americans really do this

IIFYM baby just eat a pizza crunch then start drinking whey powder and vitamin pills

>lazy
>deep fried everything
>a fucking walmart
youtube.com/watch?v=YnGPgCVJUsI

I've never seen this shit before, but I would hella fucking eat it.

Nah, you're forgetting Bulgaria, Romania etc.

Dude eating an entire pizza that contains your daily calories in one sitting is not something normal people do.

Is this why America has an obesity problem? Is it considered normal there?