Why aren't you eating the breakfast of champions?

Why aren't you eating the breakfast of champions?

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Looks like you wiped your ass with bread.

If your poo I'd that colour you have problems

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Because I respect myself.

Lies

>Vegemite

What a fucking upside down clown.

Only 2? Try 10, OP.

because I'm a loser and you're a moron.

that's why

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But I do, I also put crispy fried eggs on top of that.

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so this is how they got rid of the corpses in the wake of.

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This man gets it
Shout ya a large jar, mate.

>No strong cheese

How does one fuck up this badly?

>Why aren't you eating the breakfast of champions?

That doesn't look like espresso and a cigarette to me, faggot.

>espresso
get a load of this fancylad, can't stand coffee because it's not European enough

I eat Marmite instead. I have nothing against Vegemite. I just so happen to have Marmite in my kitchen cupboard right now.

But I am.

Noice m8 noice

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But Bovril is a drink.

Bovril spread is fantastic on toast.

I will try this as I drink Bovril, but if it's awful I will wear your face like a mask.

Just don't spread it thicc on your first time. See OP's pic? Spread it like that. Bovril can be overwhelming.

Standard Marmite procedure then. Do you butter your toast first?

Bovril is thin enough to be spread without butter, and butter doesn't improve the flavour, so I don't. Just use bovril, but if you want your toast to be a bit softer I guess you could use butter. Doesn't matter much.

Way too thin desu

why do you put so little on your toast op

Because vegemite is Australian liquid garbage, best consumed in as small amounts as possible.

get fucked amerifat

I'm salavating OP, I know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow :)

Better as a simple snack.

I can thank Veeky Forums many, many years ago for introducing me to Vegemite and Marmite. I go through a bottle of each a year for myself. Amazing how little goes so far.

I was literally listening to a podcast about the original night stalker (east area rapist) this morning and he forced some little girl to eat a vegemite sandwich.


I swear to God, I thought to myself "I would rather be shot".


Look up the unresolved podcast on youtube. Poor kid