What's the simplest food recipe do you know?

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Risotto alla milanese
Throw in a cup of white rice into a medium-sized pot.
Add chicken stock
Let it cook for ~20 minutes.
Add saffron &/or cheese.
Wala.

look at fucking bill gates with his saffron
how about you offer a recipe for the peasantry
"wala"

Pea soup.
It is made out of peas.

dumb animeposter

sounds like a travesty of the original

Meatloaf and mashed potatoes.
Literally like 7 ingredients. I make it when I'm broke. Great comfort food.

>not arborio rice
>no white wine
>no onion
Okay...

Wheat tortilla.
To an amount of hot water add a small amount of fat (butter, vegetable oil, shortening, rendered fat, whatever), roughly 10:1.
Knead in wheat flour until a smooth dough is formed.
Separate into suitably sized pieces, roll flat and then toast on a hot pan.

boiled beans.

boiled rice

boiled meat

Beef stew
Beef stock, potatoes, onions, stewing beef, carrots, worcestershire sauce, paprika, minced garlic. Sometimes I pour like half a beer in as I'm cooking as well.

my man

>get some stuff
>through it in broth or just water if you want

now you have a soup

Omelette.
Eggs, onion, garlic powder, turmeric powder, paprika, dried fenugreek leaves, coriander leaves, green chili pepper, red chili pepper, black pepper and salt.

rice
eggs
pork chops

>chino will never cook for you

Put pan on stove top and warm it. Crack an egg or two. Put it in the pan. When it's cooked put it on a plate and eat it. Also, this one's easy, too. Place bread in toaster and push it down. When it pops up, spread butter or jam or almost anything on top of it.

Haha this.

Cherry tomato sauce:

Olive oil
Diced cooking onion (or garlic if you prefer)
Cherry tomatoes, halved
Fresh basil, chiffonaded
Salt
Just add al dente spaghetti and wala.

Carbonara

Spagetthi
Bacon (inb4 Pancetta)
Garlic
Parmesan
Egg

Caprese: mozzarella, tomatoes, basil, salt, olive oil.

>Carbonara

>Spagetthi
>B ̶a ̶c ̶o ̶n ̶ ( ̶i ̶n ̶b ̶4 ̶ P ̶a ̶n ̶c ̶e ̶t ̶t ̶a ̶) ̶ Guanciale
>G ̶a ̶r ̶l ̶i ̶c ̶
>P ̶a ̶r ̶m ̶e ̶s ̶a ̶n ̶ Pecorino Romano
>Egg
>Black pepper

Three errors and one omission in a five ingredient dish. Fucking Amerifats, I swear.

Tabuli doesn't have lentils, you meant to say durum.

Pretty much anything in a slow cooker.

Made a pork roast for the first time not too long ago. Seasoned and seared, beef broth in and some aromatic veggies to sweat. Red wine in and let reduce. Pork goes back in, all into a dutch oven for three hours.

At least, it sounds good on paper but I fucked it up severely. I had never cooked with wine prior, and got one of those small cardboard juice boxes. Then I had tried to freshly grind my own black pepper courtesy of a grinder I nicked from a Red Lobster, it ended up being too big and coarse and resulted in a crunchy texture to the pork.

all and all, 8/10.

Cut cucumber in pieces
Cut tomatoes in pieces
Add mayo

You've got yourself a salad. You can even omit tomatoes or cucumber and prepare the salad with just one ingridient

Autism.

Swedish
and of course fucking pepper and salt

Spaghetti aglio e olio.

It's very good as well.

Season 3 when? That show makes me feel so warm and fuzzy and good that it's unbearable.

>read something you don't like
>assume they're American
>act like a pompous ass

Try my new recipe
Rope
Chair
Neck

>Search carbonara recipes in English
>Each one is difference
>Search carbonara recipes in Italian
>Every single recipe is the same and contains only eggs, guanciale, pecorino, and black pepper

Really send the brain down the lane.

Why don't you write an article on your blog correcting this mistake?