>he starts chopping the cucumber into large pieces
Weak sallads
Carson Brooks
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Robert Robinson
>needing uniform shapes and small bites bc eatingz 2hard4u
Sperg.
Ayden James
i like sallid
Christian Miller
Ops. Triggered the big boy bites guy.
Anthony Torres
Any salad that has more shit than greens, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, cheese or dressing is mediocre.
The best salad is arugula and spinach with a good vinaigrette and some ripe cherry tomatoes. Anything else is tryhard.
Landon Edwards
>he doesn't remove the seeds from his cucumber
>he doesn't remove the seeds from his tomato
Jacob Allen
That's what gives the flavor
Jaxson Perez
>removing the seeds
are you actually gay
Chase Evans
>sallads
youtube.com
Andrew Cook
Gotta get a mandolin. Mandoline? Whatever
Wyatt Johnson
>removing the "seed"
>removing the euphemism for "semen"
>gay
>posts anime
yeah m8 he's the faggot here
David Myers
>being this much of a baitposter
Robert White
Get a load of this faggot
Jason Taylor
Boggle? Boggle? Boggle?
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Nolan Rogers
>uses a bottled dressing
Alexander Campbell
I agree with this. my family loves just assaulting a salad with cucumbers and tomatoes and bell peppers and mushrooms and shit and im like....pham, I'd prefer just lettuce over all this shit
Nathaniel Myers
>no olive oil
>Any viscous sauce
Anthony Powell
>pool of dressing in the bottom
>soggy croutons
>iceburg lettuce
Jayden Diaz
What about meats? Is a chicken caesar salad considered mediocre?
I once made a salad at some buffet that had miniature shrimps on it. Tasted pretty damn nice.
Leo Morgan
>weak salads
Double negative. Eat real food.
Jace Flores
Poster is generalizing, the number of ingredients is about right, if not the ingredients themselves.
Chicken is hardly necessary on caesar salad for example.
Andrew Lee
>order 10 buffalo wings
>the bone is shattered in one of them
Gabriel James
>order 10 buffalo wings
>count 11
Levi Jenkins
>order wings
>there are bones
Never returning to that shit show known as "Little Caesar's"
Kevin Carter
This is actually autism. Take note everyone, this WILL be on the test.
Ryan Anderson
>being a chicken tendie faggot
try not to milk too many dicks tonight
Noah Foster
Do you even lift?
Joshua Ramirez
it's to increase surface area so it absorbs dressing better you sperg