What are some fantasy foods like lembas bread? What would you like to eat?

What are some fantasy foods like lembas bread? What would you like to eat?

The foul smelling dried meat jerky Orcs ate.

ROTTEN, STINKING BREAD

MAGGOTY BREAD FOR FREE STINKIN DAYZ

Sams brace of coneys look good even without nice chips

whose the babe?

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In order

>The Spice Melange - Dune
Extends life, makes you smarter, possible ability to fold space
>Lon Lon Milk - Zelda games
Refreshes and heals
>Fry's egg salad sandwich - Futurama
Tiny worms build you up, improving you from the inside out
>Farmed Long Pig - Transmetropolitan
Just the novelty of it.

How about Butterbeer? I remember 6 months or so ago a Butterbeer recipe thread almost 404'd from the number of posts. It was kind of a "hoot."

my gf

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THA MENU, BOYS!

well?

a sweetroll, icing looks good

My Bridget Regan

The colored mush from hook. Or slurm from futurama.

>tfw you will never be a properly bred fighting Uruk Hai to storm the cursed forest of Lothlorian and take turns with your m8s doing DP anal on Lady Galadriel while that turbo-cuck Lord Celeborne watches and jerks off on a tree

Why even live bros

If I could have that much meat perfectly cooked in 10 seconds I'd be a god. Also I can't help but think it's delicious

>like lembas bread
You know, in theory and description, something like a granola bar or other kind of grainy energy bar is basically the same deal. If you really want authenticity, you can wrap it in a fig leaf or something.

Crottled greeps.

Ah yes, I remember tending my herds of greeps as a boy

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So, wretched sand dweller, now will you tell us of your troop movements?

Most the things in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

I have always wondered what they used for filming for various decor in the edible room. I mean, since you watch the kids and people taste stuff. Especially when you see Wonka drink out of the flower and then eat it.

It was the 50s, cardboard covered in leadpaint and the flowers were real

Haha, yes! Hopefully it wouldn't taste like it looks (colored cool whip).

Arby's

In the show "Sliders" I remember an episode where they go to an alternate earth where a fruit grows that tastes like anything you want. I remember this from the 90s when it was on TV and I was young, but I remember the black guy saying something like "HEY THAT'S A CHICKEN SANDWICH!"

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>he missed out on the fad

Shame...

Every day you fucking post her and some random food related text.

I fucking hate you.

>snail soup

like drinking a bowl of mucus

>sauteed worms

much like my stool on chili night

>french fries

those are fucking potato slices

what babe?

Report him. It's basically avatar posting at this point

>tfw will never drink Raktajino
why even live

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I had an actual Butterbeer at the Three Broomsticks pub in the Harry Potter world at Universal Studios.

It was terrible. Thin, watery, damn near tasteless. The foam on top had a caramel taste but it was just poor overall. Not worth it.

pretty much any food items from Final Fantasy XI online.

>mfw all that sushi

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