YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS

to name a better appetizer than the Outback™ Bloomin' Onion™.

Protip: you can't

Anything that isn't a blooming onion.

And boom goes the dynamite.

But seriously, fuck that thing and fuck outback steakhouse.

>2000 calories
Amerifats everyone

Calamari.

Beer battered mushrooms.

loaded blooming onion
so obsessed baka
this is Australian food anyway not American

I would fuck that then eat it.

Isn't that like 4k calories

The Onion Blossom™ from Texas Roadhouse™

The McChicken. The best fast food sandwich

>Pig anus

many years ago I used to cut & cook those when I worked for Chilis. This is before they had a machine to cut them.

I just remember on Friday and Saturday nights after you would cook about 5 or 6 of them you literally needed to dump another couple gallons of oil in the fryer. They would suck up oil like you wouldn't believe.

Thai beef jerky

It's called a Gloria btw

And even though it's bate I will say it,outback isn't Australian, the founders were just jumping on the Australian bandwagon about the time crocodile Dundee was a big thing.

...

Yummy!

Their ahi tuna is my favorite ahi tuna (dat sauce).

This, that thing is god awful.

Kaki Mayo

or Raw Oysters in general

>Not the Onion Burst from based Grizzlebees

It's like you guys aren't even trying

>this is Australian food anyway not American
except its not, I wish there was a place you could get them here

the lettuce cups/wraps w/e at pf changs

Tower of onion rings from Red Robin

COWABOONGA

Best of authentic Aus cusine.

The next bloomin onion creation will have steak and cheese fries on it, mark my words. It tastes delicious

Bondi beach was better. They gotta stop with this madness. I live in the South and every tubby tub tub had to get the loaded bloom. The Ahi tuna is dank though. Would recommend.

fried pickle chips

I tried this once. It's just a shitty onion ring. There's too much onion deep fried at once. They should slice it thinner.

Bondi bloom is pretty meh, not that many people at my location ordered that

For me, it's the McChicken

TGI fridays loaded cheddar and bacon potatoes

>not the chili's awesome blosome.

Mfw..

I am a cook at Texas Roadhouse.
The batter is better, but still crap.

Easy.. c'mon bud

sweet potato fries and avocado aioli

>dish meant to serve an entire table has a lot of calories
brilliant observation