Joe Rogan's Breakfast

I think this needs to be here.

>fried eggs from my yard
>eating food you find laying on the ground

Lol what a pleb.

Looks pretty good except for that mess on the left

>watery eggs
>wasting gouda by covering it with mayo and jalapenos and habenero sauce
>no pepper on the eggs
turrible

dae get diahrea/gas from eating a shit ton of eggs? A few eggs im fine but if i try to eat 6 for gainz you dont wanna share a bathroom with me

Needs more sauteed onions

any sort of brotein in excess will make your shits and farts smell like death (it's only logical) but eggs are worse because hydrogen sulfide

Makes sense. I can GOMAD wo any trouble at all

His shits must be awful.

Disgusting...needs potatoes/bacon and more toast...toast needs to be toasted, I usually use some tortillas cooked on the burner, folded up to soak up egg yolks. Wrong hot sauce, jalapenos are gross, no black pepper.

Looks scrumptious af tbqh

Someone should re-create this for the Veeky Forums challenge.

We will witness a whole generation of "martial artists" dying relatively young from colon cancer, if they all are to follow such god-awful diets

>jalenenos

HA nice thanks guys i needed to go to the store for more bitters but i think i got enough for the next month from this thread

>mayo+eggs
>"sour" kraut
Is he memeing?

theres literally nothing wrong with eating eggs and hot peppers

fuck the mayo part tho

the problem is that a sandwich is supposed to be convenient to eat, what he made is totally labored and forced and will likely fall apart before he's done, he may as well eat with a knife and fork

Even if those eggs weren't cooked so poorly, it's too many to be enjoyable. Terrible distribution of ingredients.

The text is more appealing than the picture, by far.

I never understood how people fuck up sunny side up eggs so badly. Looks like he used butter and did it at too high of a temp.

@elyucateco_hotsauce

Fucking coasties

El Yucateco tastes like spicy Play-Doh

I miss eating eggs

why don't you eat them anymore?

Who else would take those six eggs, scramble then with the jalapenos, and make 2 nice egg sandwiches with mayo, jalapenos, gouda, and habanero sauce?

shut up joe

hes been a professional meme man before memes were memes

Tink itll have more to do with the abuse of performance enhancing drugs

2/10 egg job senpai

Why would you undercook an egg destined for a sandwich. That yolk is gonna get everywhere.

>sour kraut

thats oil

That's the plan...

it's pretty obvious he has an eggplant

where the fuck can you buy kimchi and saurkraut

haaa

Looks like what I eat daily.

I wouldn't eat that many eggs at once. I'd also have the sauerkraut on the side (on the fucking cheese? you animal), and wouldn't plate it like that at all.

I'm joe rogan and this is true

Any grocery store?

I heard some guy in Branson is starting a Vietnamese kimchi place.

Ahh, the good old uncleaned cast iron pan. So you can have lovely brown eggs.

that is the most autistic sandwich i've ever seen

>i-it's the seasoning

Not only is he a huge fucking mark, he is shit at food to.

His name's Joe not Mark.

>he is
>to

Bellend.

>Eating the eggs that fell off the plant.
It's like he wants to be poisoned.

good one

>not a sandwich

i keked

>Is he memeing?
No, he's just a dimwit.

That's what happens when you are a pot head.

yes i do too. i think it's only when i eat a ton of yolks ? not sure.

this is super common. google returns a lot of results. we must have less of some enzyme or something

How do you turn eggs GRAY???

egg intolerance. It's pretty common. I can only eat 1 per day. Any more is a disaster.

lel'd way too hard

Eating more than 2 eggs a day is definitely not good for you.

And he's still more successful than you will ever be just DUDE WEEDing it up

fuck I needed that laugh

>frying eggs in oil

Okay, Mom

Your mom knows best.

further proof that rogan is a retard

look at the size of that thing
that thing'll tear you to shreds
jamie can you pull that up?

>he prepares his food differently than I do so he's a retard
kys faggot

fufufufu

>Single disc of turkey
>Disc
>Not even proper fucking deli sliced
>That many jalapenos + hot sauce on what amounts to a piece of bread
>That many eggs
>Being that runny
>Again, not even on toast
This image screams "PLEASE RESPECT ME FOR BEING A MANLY MAN" so hard you might think it was coming from the author of a PUA book

That's Gouda, fuckin chef boy are dummy