>burn myself on the stove
>remind myself that i'm living in a simulation and that pain is not real
Burn myself on the stove
>i'm living in a simulation and that pain is not real
>but fuck that really hurts
Are you able to leave the simulation?
eat a naga pepper and remind yourself you arent actually on fire, see how ur body reacts
Do you ever cook some next level shit with your Neo powers?
kek
can you ?
>put on nightly helium tank to see if I can actually die
>wake up in morning and it somehow got erased from existence
Fucking bullshit. I need this shit patched out right now.
I heard suicide forces you out, but for some reason it doesn't work for me. Try it out, I heard some dudes got around it a while ago
I would split that fucking pussy in two and then ask her to apologize.
the trick is to remember AT THE MOMENT OF YOUR DEATH
that when they try to convince you to pass through the light tunnel say no
and don't come back on any soul contract, come back on your own terms but get it all confirmed with your oversoul
don't believe the memes and don't fall for the love frequency scam
they are not yourr friends
they want to feed off your emotions in this realm as you fulfill a "karmic debt" you don't actually owe anyone
Don't answer my question with another question you piece of shit.
No woman has ever consented to being touched by you, guaranteed.
obese tumblr bluehair detected
That's not true though, friend.
Wow, this is probably some of the best advice I've ever received on this website.
I kek'd
I burned myself while making shugar glass topper for a cake for my bfs mom birthday.
Pain is real
Burns and toothaches. The only two real pains out there as far as normal things go. Burns and toothaches.
kek reminds me of Dutch masterchef
one of the participants burned her hand on a hot pan and then one of the hosts started shitting on her for that, telling her that pain is only an emotion
he then proceeded to burn himself on the same pan
If you pay them, it's consent
You're a big guy.
> cooking dinner rush
> fatty sous chef being annoying and standing in my way
> I weigh 160 lb, he's 350+ lbs
> Keep asking him to move
> I'll burn you if you don't fucking move
> He smiles and continues being annoying
> Burn his arm with a hot as fuck pan
> He stays away
I thought /x/ was to paranoid to leave their board?
>shugar
It's like normal sugar, only really quiet. shhhhhhhhh.
if you're living in a simulation then the pain is real to you, it's just not real to those administering the simulation
>living in a simulation
>tire model isn't retarded
pick one
>her
>they want to feed off your emotions in this realm as you fulfill a "karmic debt" you don't actually owe anyone
Only the dead can know peace from this Jewry.
>women
>can't do anything right
>think about how ugly Iam and how I'll never have a qt gf
>remind myself that i'm living in a simulation and that pain is not real
>cooking with that chipped nail varnish
>burns xhe's hand
I'M GLAD. Get that shit off your hands and out of my food you trailertrash cunt/bitch.
... For you
That's a filthy fucking picture
Even if they don't consent
?
Actually I painted my nails after the incident bc i was bored and couldn't do anything.
It was cheap stuff my bfs mom buys for herself so it started chipping off right away. Swelling was awfull for three days...
Once they have the money in their hand, no means yes
what if the simulation itself WAS real?
>Burn myself on the oven rack
>Remind myself that I have an alcohol problem because the skin is charred, yet doesn't hurt
The manual override buttons are located in these three locations;
40.7829° N, 73.9654° W
37.7694° N, 122.4862° W
51.5073° N, 0.1657° W
Check the fountains. Good luck
>but fuck that really hurts
You poor fool
You know less than a clown
Consent is a meme
Does it still hurt?
>consent is a meme
Why does this board attract so many retards?
>falling for obvious bait
female/nu-male detected
Is 11 alive?
Yes
faggot
Kek
Good.