Burn myself on the stove

>burn myself on the stove
>remind myself that i'm living in a simulation and that pain is not real

>i'm living in a simulation and that pain is not real
>but fuck that really hurts

Are you able to leave the simulation?

eat a naga pepper and remind yourself you arent actually on fire, see how ur body reacts

Do you ever cook some next level shit with your Neo powers?

kek

can you ?

>put on nightly helium tank to see if I can actually die
>wake up in morning and it somehow got erased from existence
Fucking bullshit. I need this shit patched out right now.
I heard suicide forces you out, but for some reason it doesn't work for me. Try it out, I heard some dudes got around it a while ago

I would split that fucking pussy in two and then ask her to apologize.

the trick is to remember AT THE MOMENT OF YOUR DEATH

that when they try to convince you to pass through the light tunnel say no

and don't come back on any soul contract, come back on your own terms but get it all confirmed with your oversoul

don't believe the memes and don't fall for the love frequency scam

they are not yourr friends

they want to feed off your emotions in this realm as you fulfill a "karmic debt" you don't actually owe anyone

Don't answer my question with another question you piece of shit.

No woman has ever consented to being touched by you, guaranteed.

obese tumblr bluehair detected

That's not true though, friend.

Wow, this is probably some of the best advice I've ever received on this website.

I kek'd

I burned myself while making shugar glass topper for a cake for my bfs mom birthday.
Pain is real

Burns and toothaches. The only two real pains out there as far as normal things go. Burns and toothaches.

kek reminds me of Dutch masterchef

one of the participants burned her hand on a hot pan and then one of the hosts started shitting on her for that, telling her that pain is only an emotion

he then proceeded to burn himself on the same pan

If you pay them, it's consent

You're a big guy.

> cooking dinner rush
> fatty sous chef being annoying and standing in my way
> I weigh 160 lb, he's 350+ lbs
> Keep asking him to move
> I'll burn you if you don't fucking move
> He smiles and continues being annoying
> Burn his arm with a hot as fuck pan
> He stays away

I thought /x/ was to paranoid to leave their board?

>shugar
It's like normal sugar, only really quiet. shhhhhhhhh.

if you're living in a simulation then the pain is real to you, it's just not real to those administering the simulation

>living in a simulation
>tire model isn't retarded

pick one

>her

>they want to feed off your emotions in this realm as you fulfill a "karmic debt" you don't actually owe anyone
Only the dead can know peace from this Jewry.

>women
>can't do anything right

>think about how ugly Iam and how I'll never have a qt gf
>remind myself that i'm living in a simulation and that pain is not real

>cooking with that chipped nail varnish
>burns xhe's hand

I'M GLAD. Get that shit off your hands and out of my food you trailertrash cunt/bitch.

... For you

That's a filthy fucking picture

Even if they don't consent

?

Actually I painted my nails after the incident bc i was bored and couldn't do anything.
It was cheap stuff my bfs mom buys for herself so it started chipping off right away. Swelling was awfull for three days...

Once they have the money in their hand, no means yes

what if the simulation itself WAS real?

>Burn myself on the oven rack
>Remind myself that I have an alcohol problem because the skin is charred, yet doesn't hurt

The manual override buttons are located in these three locations;

40.7829° N, 73.9654° W
37.7694° N, 122.4862° W
51.5073° N, 0.1657° W

Check the fountains. Good luck

>but fuck that really hurts
You poor fool
You know less than a clown

Consent is a meme

Does it still hurt?

>consent is a meme
Why does this board attract so many retards?

>falling for obvious bait

female/nu-male detected

Is 11 alive?

Yes

faggot

Kek

Good.