Name a sexier tasting food

Name a sexier tasting food.

16 year aged clunge

Sexier?

If sexy has a taste, salty olives with pimiento in them would only half qualify.

I think a good steak is pretty sexy.

Dark chocolate

horse pussy

Warm kiwi

To me sexy foods include:
Dry aged beef
Truffles
Earthy red wines
Smoked fish
Sea urchin
Aged cheeses
Country ham/proscuitto/jamon serrano
Miso butter
Oysters

>sexy olives
Only if its 3 of em on a toothpick in a glass of gin with a splash of vermouth

Why did you fuck it first?

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Bone marrow
Raw oysters
Caviar with all the accouterments
Sea urchin
monkfish liver
Porchetta
Soft boiled eggs

I could go on......

To warm it

The flavour is sublime

I've never understood using the adjective "sexy" to describe food. I can understand if you're describing the presentation, but what the fuck does "sexy" mean in terms of flavor?

it tastes like salt and copper

Passionfruit does indeed make me passionate.

raw ground beef

Ever shoved a phallic vegetable up your bum?

Whatever happened to that guy who was doing a whole series on fucking fruit?

sensuous, intimate

I have

Cucumbers are incredible for it

Appropriately shaped carrots are pretty rare

>eating a blood soaked carcass

yeah

nice "love" you got there

Are they better than a dildo?

Obviously it's not going to be better than an object specifically built for it but if it's shaped right then it does basically the same job

Corn on the cob is ribbed for your pleasure.