Imagine a world without eggs! Not a pleasant thought, right?

Well without them people wouldnt be shoving horrifying amount's of toxic cholesterol down there throat's so it would be very good if they didnt exist

>wouldnt
>amount's
>there
>throat's
>the implication that dietary cholesterol is bad for you

Hang yourself, my friend.

raped?
how?

>dietary cholesterol equals serum cholesterol
I'm a big fan of this meme

>dietary cholesterol doesn't raise serum cholesterol
this meme needs to die

I would eat more eggs if they weren't so expensive were I live
I guess it's a good thing in the end though, because the chickens aren't treated like garbage

It didn't raise mine because my body decided not to believe the memes

well?

Best egg i ever made

Can anyone tell me how to cook eggs? I always fuck it up

I think he meant artificial insemination

Boil water, insert egg in water. Wait 7 mins, take up. Throw egg against nearest wall. Still hanging? Needs more time boiling.

Always use this test for eggs

go take your supplements, skeleton man of no flavor

I could live without plain eggs but living without eggs as an ingredient would be painful. So many good cakes etc. require them and I love a good cake.

you're going to have to go back to where ever you came from

I used it on your mum's cunt.

It's medium rare.

AND when i finished iT WAS WELL DONE

IT'S FUCKING RAWWWW

I wish your dad did this to his balls before he gave birth to you

Jokes on him, he started as an egg cell.

>that perfectly hard boiled egg on the right
unggh

>hahahaha that made me laugh, i do smoke two packs of cigarettes a day and have yet to get lung cancer.

I love eggs. My digestive track sure doesn't though.

1965 called. They want their junk science back.

Soft boiled master race. Eat min. 4 per sitting.

Other way around bud

Hello fat-earther

>its old so its bad!!!!

Typical millenial fat-earther

You won't fool me!

For a second I thought it said "not a pheasant thought."

And I love the occasional egg and eggproduct, don't do this to me man.

authoritynutrition.com/how-many-eggs-should-you-eat/

Why are vegans so retarded?

Da fuck is wrong with saturated fat you mong?
If you are a healthy individual it literally does nothing to you.

t. literal egg industry shill

eatdrinkpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/Blogger-plan-including-the-targets.pdf

Dietary cholesterol has been shown to not affect body cholesterol. Not that eggs are "healthy" as they're just fat and protein, but there's nothing worse about them than normal meat

nap.edu/read/10490/chapter/11

>There is much evidence to indicate a positive linear trend between cholesterol intake and low density lipoprotein cholesterol concentration, and therefore increased risk of coronary heart disease (CHD)

>It is thus recommended that saturated fatty acid, trans fatty acid, and cholesterol consumption be as low as possible while consuming a nutritionally adequate diet.

Yes, 2005, most likely citing studies from even earlier. This was disproven only a few years ago.

See: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22037012 and other related articles I don't care enough to find

That study is over 12 years old.

>M.L.F. has received funding from the American Egg Board to conduct research on the effects of eggs on lipoprotein metabolism in different populations.

Absolutely nothing in there disproves anything btw. The people who don't respond are fat and insulin resistant and already have elevated cholesterol to the point that they can't absorb anymore due to its enterohepatic recirculation. Healthy individuals are negatively impacted

circ.ahajournals.org/content/111/23/3058.short
ajcn.nutrition.org/content/73/5/885.abstract

A lot of the data cited is epidemiological and based on food frequency questionnaires, which are gender studies tier and not considered reliable.

nap.edu/read/10490/chapter/11#569
>Epidemiological studies have limited power to detect effects of such magnitude and thus do not provide a meaningful basis for establishing adverse effects of dietary cholesterol.
mayoclinicproceedings.org/article/S0025-6196(15)00319-5/abstract

The rest is outpatient meaning telling people to eat more eggs and/or giving them some free to eat and hoping they will comply and not change anything else in their diet and lifestyle, which is also obviously weak pseudoscience. The IOM report on the other hand relies on controlled feeding studies done in metabolic wards were all variables are controlled.

bmj.com/content/314/7074/112.short

The studies showing earth is not flat are ~2550 years old. What's your point?

That literally means nothing you fat-earther retard

>Isaac Newton is wrong, his science is from last millennium!!!

Kill yourself

>That study is over 12 years old.
The Egg Board (Council) is also a very powerful lobby, and it took them quite a while to support the right people who support the right research.

A sensible approach doesn't ignore vast amounts of scientific research, or zeroes in on just the research that supports their narrowmindedness but considers it as a whole and provides balance to their overall dietary and health decisions.

We'll he's not right, either. Gravity is still a theory

Why are vegans so delusional?

What vast amount of research? There is no proof that dietary cholesterol intake increases ldl proteins.

Im gonna laugh when you hang yourself

Not an argument

Not an argument

wow this thread makes me want to kill myself.

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

A world without eggs is a world without bearnaise sauce, and I don't want to live in that world.

journals.cambridge.org/article_S0924270813000562
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25889773

>still a theory
You fucking imbecile. This shit drives me up the walls.
Google "Scientific Theory"

That said, the whole dietary cholesterol thing is kinda interesting: sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/02/160211083044.htm