What are some nicknames you have or food?

What are some nicknames you have or food?

I call pineapples, "my nipples."

>scrambled legs/hard boiled legs
>slobster (or "slobberinis")
>frrrimp (gotta roll the r)
>roasty beast
>shepherd's puppa
>burglers
>ching (for "a glass of wine", colloquially: "wanna have a ching?" "come on down and have a ching with me")
>pinkles
>maters
and a million more that aren't coming to mind

>Milk
Cow juice

>Saag paneer
Spinach diarrhea

>Roast beef
Jessi

>Honey
Bee puke

>Mtn Dew
Neckbeard fuel

>Potatoes
Puhdurdurs

>Any white icing
Jizz

>Shrimp, crabs, and lobsters
Sea bugs

>Zucchini/cucumbers/carrots
Farmer dildos

>Vodka
Russian water

not really a nickname but i keep mixing up the words for ravioli and hemorrhoids

thats kinda cute lmao

>white onions
Wunyuns
>red onions
Runyuns
>green onions
Grunyuns
>green peppers
Greppers

And so on
I love portmanteus

Also
>jalapeños
Jalapenises

Not so much nicknames, but I go out of my way to pronounce anything with accents/non-english pronunciation as incorrectly/literal as possible

I call quesadillas KC/DCs

>flied lice
>spegy merbls

Lollllllzzzzz

Pork chops = chork pops.
Chicken hamburger helper = chicken masturbation (as opposed to beef strokin'off)

Are you my middle Aged dad? Do you call sausages snausages?

Alcohol is "teccica shoo"

I've accidentally said 'chos and 'za irl before

Peetzer
Chicken Nuggers
Burg

chick nugs

Shrimp is pronounced skrimp and I say kwoson in a bad frog accent

I call all onions funyuns

I used to say nuggers but then someone who was probably in a gang followed me out of the mcdonalds yelling at me calling me a punk bitch or something.

Carrots=mary

Potatoes=those round, white ones

Any meat, ground, steak=food

Burger=Berger

Instead of Chicken McNuggets I say Chicken McNiggers.

My stupid brother always asks if I want scrambled eggies.

My ex would call pineapples pinapples

I'm going to have to politely ask all 12 year olds to vacate the premises.

literally all me

Beef pie with tomato sauce = dogs eye with dead horse

Beef pie as in pic related

Snausages, cannot say it normally

jambalaya is jamby

I call chicken parmesan chicky chicky parm parm