Does flavortown really exist?

who the fuck are these dudes?
I've seen them posted about a lot recently.

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don't stare into the eyes

ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN TO FLAVORTOWN CHOO CHOO!!

It does.
In my shorts.
Bon appetit!

One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fires were burning,
Down the track came a hobo hiking,
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning;

I'm headed for a land that's far awayBeside the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Cock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Cock Candy Mountains,There's a land that's fair and bright,Where the tendies grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.

Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
On the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Cock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Cock Candy Mountains
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teethAnd the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmers' trees are full of fruits
And the barns are full of gay
Oh I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
The winds don't blow
In the Big Cock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks

The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around them
In a big canoe
In the Big Cock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Cock Candy Mountains,
The jails are made of tin.
And you can walk right out again,
As soon as you are in.

There ain't no short-handled shovels,
No axes, saws nor picks,
I'm bound to stay
Where you sleep all day,
Where that hung jerk
That invented work
In the Big Cock Candy Mountains ...

I'll see you all this coming fall
In the Big Cock Candy Mountains.

bog-posting faggots, get the fuck out with your gay ass meme

If you believe, the Cream Beams will take you there

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control France with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world >You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

flavortown exists within us all

That call that saved Flavortown.

Flavor Town exists in your heart, as well as in your tastebuds' innermost desires.